Be afriad. Be very afraid
men: Quick!! To the bomb shelter!!
symptons are anxiety, loss of appetite, sad face, anger, short temper, upset stomach, shaking, mood swings.
this normally may occur at end of month while waiting to 1st or 3rd of month for check. may also happen within a two week period while waiting for payday.
this is common in most urban areas and may last anywhere from 1 to 7 days.
there is a cure for PMS, all symptoms subside when money is available.
once i get a real good job, no more poor mans syndrome.
2.And the constant irritating excuses people use when a girl gets mad at them. (Even though she's not on her period or anywhere near it.)
Amanda: I love you.
Donny: Wait, wait, wait, what happened to I hate you?
Amanda: GET THE HELL OUT.
Donny: What the hell, Amanda?
Ms. Sally: God, your so stupid when it comes to a girl's feelings.
Donny: Oh god...she's pms'ing.
Ms. Sally: Donny, I'm 70. I don't have a period anymore.
Donny: Oh...you were serious?
Ms. Sally:-facepalm- Yes, child.
"Dude, would you relax around these girls? They're supposed to have the tampons not you. You must have PMS"
Son: Dad, I'm not a little kid anymore. Means "pissed at men syndrome."
And the thing is guys are right, girls are crazy ass bitches when they are pmsing but they complain about girls using pms as an excuse to bitch and not give blow jobs or have sex. Hey how bout you try getting repeatedly getting kicked in the balls and gut while having a cotton stick shoved up your ass and act normal.
It's not that big of a deal if you give girls a little space when she's being bitchy and not complain bout getting no ass.
girl: I hope you drop dead
guy: jeez your a real bitch
girl: go away
guy: this sucks balls
girl: *pulls out a knife
guy: oh jeezus she's pmsing