Boy: hey
Girl: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Boy: wtf did i do? youre PMS-ing
Girl: im sorry i love you!
Boy: i love you too
Girl: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITCH!
Girl: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Boy: wtf did i do? youre PMS-ing
Girl: im sorry i love you!
Boy: i love you too
Girl: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITCH!
by TheUsual3 April 24, 2010
Girl: Shut up Mike, why do you have to be such a dick?
Mike: Do you have PMS or something?
Girl: Dammit! Forget i even asked!
Mike: It's PMS isn't it?
Girl: No you fucking loser!
Mike: Do you have PMS or something?
Girl: Dammit! Forget i even asked!
Mike: It's PMS isn't it?
Girl: No you fucking loser!
by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004
The mythological belief that before menstruation women all act exactly alike (i.e. all women become evil or irrational). The myth has its roots in reality. Prior to menstruation women may have mood changes due to hormonal imbalance and in reaction to physical discomfort. The myth that all women become other-worldly beings is a result of inherent sexism within society and the male of the species' jealousy of the female's ability to give birth.
by jenlight January 24, 2008
by wishitwouldhappen April 16, 2010
Pi ssed off at
M ankind
S yndrome.
Occurs a little before or during a girl's period. It basically makes you feel like crap for anywhere from 2 to 5 days.
Let me put it this way, if men had to deal with this, the international suicide rate would be a lot higher.
It can causes any or many of the following symptoms: mood swings, low self esteem, headaches, cramps from Hell, bloating, snapiness, fatigue, muscle/joint aches, food cravings, heightened thirst, nausea, stomachaches, more frequent crying, insomnia, boob tenderness, acne break outs, or even nightmares.
I don't suggest teasing your girlfriend while she's go through this.
Girls may celebrate its completion with ice cream.
M ankind
S yndrome.
Occurs a little before or during a girl's period. It basically makes you feel like crap for anywhere from 2 to 5 days.
Let me put it this way, if men had to deal with this, the international suicide rate would be a lot higher.
It can causes any or many of the following symptoms: mood swings, low self esteem, headaches, cramps from Hell, bloating, snapiness, fatigue, muscle/joint aches, food cravings, heightened thirst, nausea, stomachaches, more frequent crying, insomnia, boob tenderness, acne break outs, or even nightmares.
I don't suggest teasing your girlfriend while she's go through this.
Girls may celebrate its completion with ice cream.
Jeez, PMS blows. This headache's been going on all day!
Dude, don't mess with Stacy right now, she's PMSing. She'll bite your head off!
Dude, don't mess with Stacy right now, she's PMSing. She'll bite your head off!
by The Wondering Wanderer October 5, 2011
Post Missionary Syndrome. Often times when Mormon boys return from their missions they act and react awkwardly in everyday situations due to their detachment from real life situations for the past two years.
"See that guy over there? He just got home from his mission and he totally has PMS"
"Dude, would you relax around these girls? They're supposed to have the tampons not you. You must have PMS"
"Dude, would you relax around these girls? They're supposed to have the tampons not you. You must have PMS"
by colbyd87 September 19, 2012
Pre or Post-Midnight Snack:
It is a humorous term intended to be confused with the scientific Pre-Menstrual Syndrome (the original PMS), especially when used by a male.
It is a humorous term intended to be confused with the scientific Pre-Menstrual Syndrome (the original PMS), especially when used by a male.
Mike: Man, my PMS was really delicious.
Joe: What...?
Mike: My Post-Midnight Snack.
Joe: Wha-? Ohh.
Phil: I think I'll have my PMS soon.
Linda: Jerk! Are you making fun of me?
Phil: What? No! I'm just gonna heat up my Pre-Midnight Snack!
Linda: Hahaha, that's... clever.
Joe: What...?
Mike: My Post-Midnight Snack.
Joe: Wha-? Ohh.
Phil: I think I'll have my PMS soon.
Linda: Jerk! Are you making fun of me?
Phil: What? No! I'm just gonna heat up my Pre-Midnight Snack!
Linda: Hahaha, that's... clever.
by JHJH123 October 15, 2008