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PMS = Pre Menstrual Syndrome
*A way to avoid PMS is to have PMS. Let me explain.

To Avoid Pre Menstrual Syndrome (PMS) you should have Pre Marital Sex (PMS).

And by the way.... Men are right about PMS, I am a complete Psycho Bitch when I have PMS! And I think everyone around me when I'm PMSing suffers more than me! Duh, it's not that bad for me, thats why they make Midol! But I do have a correction, it's not just men us PMSing women get mad at, its any person or object that pisses us off for any reason.
My Shrink: Megan, what the fuck? your dad tells me you threw a computer out the window last week? Lets talk about it.

Me: Yeah. I was PMSing.

My Shrink:O. Nevermind then, that explains it all!!
by Blackthorn7861 June 25, 2007
Pass My Sweatpants
Pardon My Sobbing
Present Me Sweets
Paniced Men Screaming
Presently Missing Sarcasism
Pissing Me Seriously
Pre Menstral Syndrome
Pissy Man Syndrome
"Shit, she's PMSing."
by Magers April 29, 2009
Pissy Man Syndrome, a very common affliction in boyfriends and husbands.
Girl 1: My boyfriend totally had a bf (bitch fit) when i asked for ice cream at the movies.
Girl 2: He must have PMS
by Littlemissjune March 28, 2008
a time when you dont mess with a women in anyway. Seriously!!!! DONT. Or you will end up dead in a river with your penis cut off or shoved up your ass.
"Damn she must be PMSing." said billy boob
"What did you say bitch!?!?!" bloody mary
"I didn't say anything." said billy boob
"THATS WHAT I THOUGHT BITCH" said bloddy mary
by NERA February 28, 2008
Periodic Man Syndrome

The act of a person (usually female, more common mildly in men) to once a month become very angry at everything, resembling the stereotypical view of men.
-Dude, you're being a dick.-
-Oh... Sorry. Just some PMS.-
by JNg13 October 16, 2010
Pre-menstrual syndrome

Be afriad. Be very afraid
woman: i'm PMSing.

men: Quick!! To the bomb shelter!!
by hippiechick13 April 17, 2010
Poor Mans Syndrome

symptons are anxiety, loss of appetite, sad face, anger, short temper, upset stomach, shaking, mood swings.
this normally may occur at end of month while waiting to 1st or 3rd of month for check. may also happen within a two week period while waiting for payday.
this is common in most urban areas and may last anywhere from 1 to 7 days.
there is a cure for PMS, all symptoms subside when money is available.
man, i cant wait for the 1st to roll around, this PMS is killing me.
once i get a real good job, no more poor mans syndrome.
by imdabear September 06, 2010