A very VERY serious medical condition that causes those unfortunate enough to be carriers great social and moral issues. HPP is a hormone unbalance that results in a great over abundance of Sexual-YernYern Hormones that cause those who are inflicted very sudden and severe "episodes" in which the patient will act out in some uncontrollable sexual way (rape, molestation, groping). These episodes can occur up to 10 times a day...and once one begins....NO ONE CAN STOP IT! This causes the inflicted great stress and moral issues, and sadly, the only treatment on the market today is Hormona Gone Gone, which causes users to instantly gain 100 pounds.
-Did you hear about that girl Anna?
-No, what happened?
-She has this crazy condition called Hormona Plus Plus which like causes her to rape people...I heard once she was staying at her grandmothers because her parents wanted to keep her away from her newborn sister because she might...you know...and she like crawled into her grandmothers bed in the middle of the night because she was having an HPP "episode" and she like walked her hand up her grandma's leg singing "over the river and through the woods, to grandmothers house we go..."
-Oh My God!!! Did she wake up????
-Yeah, Mid-Climax!!!!
-Now THAT is what I call and awkward family reunion!
Dude A: Hey I am going to the party tonight in Madame's Organ (Adam's Morgan).
Dude B: Cool, I am going too and with my friend, Reba.
Dude A: Awesome, more women for me!
Dude B: OK... *eye roll* she is still just a friend plus plus. I can do whatever I want. Good luck.
Plus Twos (2s) are the slang name for breast implants. The term “Plus Two (2s)” has 2 meanings, 1) the implants usually result in an increase of 2 cup sizes, 2) the women who receive Plus 2s technically and typically though not always, would be rated by their male counter parts as being 2 points higher on the proverbial 1 to 10 scale.
Dude, I saw Tara at the club on Friday, she dropped 10 pounds and got a set of Plus Twos (Plus 2s) now she is a 7 instead of a 5 and I would do her after a 6 pack.
My boyfriend dumped me for a chick with Plus Twos (Plus 2s) I think it may be time to make an appointment for a set.