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Plus-plus 

an alternate to "win-win", when a scenario is beneficial for both parties.
"buy me a new perfume"
"why?"
"i'll be happy, and you'll get to enjoy the smell. It's a plus-plus"
Plus-plus by philcagitz July 30, 2024

Hormona Plus Plus 

A very VERY serious medical condition that causes those unfortunate enough to be carriers great social and moral issues. HPP is a hormone unbalance that results in a great over abundance of Sexual-YernYern Hormones that cause those who are inflicted very sudden and severe "episodes" in which the patient will act out in some uncontrollable sexual way (rape, molestation, groping). These episodes can occur up to 10 times a day...and once one begins....NO ONE CAN STOP IT! This causes the inflicted great stress and moral issues, and sadly, the only treatment on the market today is Hormona Gone Gone, which causes users to instantly gain 100 pounds.
-Did you hear about that girl Anna?
-No, what happened?
-She has this crazy condition called Hormona Plus Plus which like causes her to rape people...I heard once she was staying at her grandmothers because her parents wanted to keep her away from her newborn sister because she might...you know...and she like crawled into her grandmothers bed in the middle of the night because she was having an HPP "episode" and she like walked her hand up her grandma's leg singing "over the river and through the woods, to grandmothers house we go..."
-Oh My God!!! Did she wake up????
-Yeah, Mid-Climax!!!!
-Now THAT is what I call and awkward family reunion!
Hormona Plus Plus by Old&Brave November 18, 2010

Friend plus plus 

Friends with extra sex but no extra relationship. Friends with benefits. AKA Friends ++ taken from C ++ a computer programming language.
Dude A: Hey I am going to the party tonight in Madame's Organ (Adam's Morgan).
Dude B: Cool, I am going too and with my friend, Reba.
Dude A: Awesome, more women for me!
Dude B: OK... *eye roll* she is still just a friend plus plus. I can do whatever I want. Good luck.
Friend plus plus by DINHzel November 9, 2014

Plus Twos (Plus 2s)  

Plus Twos (2s) are the slang name for breast implants. The term “Plus Two (2s)” has 2 meanings, 1) the implants usually result in an increase of 2 cup sizes, 2) the women who receive Plus 2s technically and typically though not always, would be rated by their male counter parts as being 2 points higher on the proverbial 1 to 10 scale.
Dude, I saw Tara at the club on Friday, she dropped 10 pounds and got a set of Plus Twos (Plus 2s) now she is a 7 instead of a 5 and I would do her after a 6 pack.

My boyfriend dumped me for a chick with Plus Twos (Plus 2s) I think it may be time to make an appointment for a set.

cope plus malding plus i didnt asked 

These are every twitter users comeback, they will use this to make fun of you. To avoid falling into this trick, simply don't download Twitter you fucking idiot.
Twitter user: kpop industry is so cool!!!!

You: Actually, it's pretty corrupted.

Twitter user: I see, you have a different opinion. Prepare for death. cope plus malding plus i didnt asked.

plus i plus daju minus 

"plus i plus daju minus", a sentence used when two objectively smart parents produce a stupid offspring, often in balkan households
"oni hadziabdici su bas primjer da plus i plus daju minus, allaha mi"