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To urinate on yourself in your sleep. This usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking.

Ownage can also occur to people you might be sleeping with or some objects your are sleeping on or near.
"Dude you pissed on my couch!"

"yeah, I soaked it......OWNED!"
by Nasdaf June 30, 2004
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defeated, lost, humiliated. To be the butt end of a joke.
Scotty was owned when Jared nuts were dropped on his chinny chin chin.
by marc March 09, 2005
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Owned- What happens to Maddy Fondren every time she talks shit to Clair Box on Facebook. Usually occurs on Rachel Stricklands wall.
When Maddy deleted all her post's cause she couldn't decide on what dumb shit she wanted to say and Clair said "think quick Maddy" She got owned.
by GETBIGNIGGA June 14, 2010
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the act of being someone's bitch, being in great debt to another, to be roaly fucked, to be humiliated.
The indians got totaly owned.

I owned your mom, sister, and girlfreind last night after you left.

That Navy Seal owned the shit out of Nick.
by The Daves May 22, 2005
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another word in the nerd language, invented and used by nerds, usually means to beat someone at something. this nerd word is usually used in computer games where nerds spent their time in all day
in a fight (in real life)

billy: i owned ur ass bitch
bob: omfg... quit using nerd words kuz owned is not a word
billy: prove it
bob: dude, by saying it you already show dat ur a nerd... u dont see the football players saying dat shit...
by boby2 September 08, 2006
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1:To Completely Destroy Your Opponent in any activity
2:A word spoken to hurt a noob's feelings
3:A sign of Domination.
Bitch, You Just Got Owned.
by §cagged December 11, 2005
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To have at some point possessed something or had it in your possession. Or if you're a nerd, you use it after you've insulted or tried to show yourself better than someone, in hopes that they will actually care.
I owned him like a Negro slave.
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