An orc shit is a painful bowel movement. It is called orc shit because It is always accompanied by terrible noises from your anus that resemble the noises made by the orcs in the Lord of the Rings series. Death by orc shit is not common but has been known to happen to children and the elderly.
Dude, I just walked by the bathroom and I could hear Joe taking an orc shit... In not sure if he will survive.
by specialk88 September 13, 2013
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by DonIncognito May 10, 2004
some one who not only spams forums with useless, obscene or offensive texts to anger users but is also able to do the same to trolls and actually get a negative response
(victim) yeah it would of been interesting to see what would happen if Hitler won WW2
(troll) yeah it would be for a racist fuck like you shithead
(forum orc) stfu newb bitch go die in a hole
(troll) fuck u go burn in hell
(user) lol the troll got orc'd
(troll) yeah it would be for a racist fuck like you shithead
(forum orc) stfu newb bitch go die in a hole
(troll) fuck u go burn in hell
(user) lol the troll got orc'd
by kriegtrooper 96 December 12, 2009
someone who fucks orcs. Must exist, because there's half-orcs in The Return of the King, and where else do they come from? (I don't believe for a second all that nonsense about "Saruman's foul magics"...)
Would also make a very good term of abuse. I'll have to try it out some time (on someone smaller than me and/or who I can run away from quickly).
Would also make a very good term of abuse. I'll have to try it out some time (on someone smaller than me and/or who I can run away from quickly).
Tony Blair is an orc-fucker.
My sister would be an orc-fucker, but she doesn't have good enough taste.
My sister would be an orc-fucker, but she doesn't have good enough taste.
by Andy April 18, 2004
When a fat kid loves the way of the orcs and will masturbate to them every day. as of their look and the way they act.
Matthew 1: I love how orcs look
Daryl : ok, do you masturbate to them aswell?
Matthew 1: How did you know?
Daryl 2: you are a orc lover
Daryl : ok, do you masturbate to them aswell?
Matthew 1: How did you know?
Daryl 2: you are a orc lover
by The chosen one1000 January 22, 2013
Dude, I killed so many orcs last night! I was so wasted.
Nice, i feel like killing orcs tonight too.
Nice, i feel like killing orcs tonight too.
by DCamp February 21, 2011