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When you have to fart but your girlfriend won't let you, even if she's not in the same area.
Bill: *rips one* Haha your turn
Lenny: cant man wife said no
Bill: but she's in Iowa man, that's a real sparkeel
by Stalinyouth July 4, 2019
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A generic catch-all for THAT guy in your friend group: always at his place, his terms, on his time. The "Tom" can be cordial or a total asshat. Regardless, it's his way.
Looks like it's Tom Time™ again for the 4th of July party.
by Stalinyouth June 27, 2022
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