A mom who tries to be famous by riding on the coattails of her actress/singer daughter. First used to describe LiLo's mother, Dina. Also known as O Squared.
1. Get your daughter a career with Disney.
2. Fuck up that Disney career by having her party excessively and drink underage.
3. When in doubt, always opt for implants!
4. Disney has fired her and her cokewhore antics, so try to get her some other movie roles before her career dies.
5. She may have been in rehab three times this year, but never lose hope.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!