The infamous Dina Lohan, called Orange Oprah because of her unusually orange-colored skin and the advice she gives.
If you're lucky, Orange Oprah will give you a car
The infamous Dina Lohan, called "Orange Oprah" because of the advice she gives and her unusually orange-colored skin.
Orange Oprah has the same facial expression in every picture she's in.
A mom who tries to be famous by riding on the coattails of her actress/singer daughter. First used to describe LiLo's mother, Dina. Also known as O Squared.
1. Get your daughter a career with Disney.
2. Fuck up that Disney career by having her party excessively and drink underage.
3. When in doubt, always opt for implants!
4. Disney has fired her and her cokewhore antics, so try to get her some other movie roles before her career dies.
5. She may have been in rehab three times this year, but never lose hope.
6. Give up when she comes out of the closet.
7. Get her little sister a reality show on E.
You are now an Orange Oprah!