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optical rectumitis 

When your eyeball gets crossed with your asshole and you have a shitty outlook on life.
Bob's constant, unbending criticism of Joan lead her to beleive that he suffered from a bad case of optical rectumitis.

Optical Rectumitius 

Not beeing able to see shit because your head is so far up ur own ASS!!
Flaslight has Optical Rectumitius
Optical Rectumitius by Suicide424 February 19, 2010

Optical rectumitis 

Willard has been slapped down so many times he has optical rectumitis
Optical rectumitis by Big huff February 24, 2024

Optical Rectumitis 

Optical Rectumitis is a neurosis resulting from having a brain fill so full of shit from institutionalized false authorities and first principles that the person is blinded to objective reality. Differs from Recto-cranial Inversion, or head-up-ass disease in that Optical Rectumitis sufferers are sucking new shit daily, while the rectocranial inverted people are hiding from new shit in old shit. Libtards tend toward optical rectumitis while conservatards tend toward rectocranial inversion.
Elon Musk's Optical Rectumitis is so severe, he thinks he can build a space port on 2000 feet of mud in a hurricane prone river delta and get to Mars by 2030 with a spacecraft that has suffered several "unscheduled disintegrations", two in 2025 alone.
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026