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A creepy person. (derived from the movie Willard with all the rats...) "Don't be such a willard!" Used when someone is being creepy/has creepy characteristics.
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A measurement of distance; a distance equal to the length of the average human, male's penis (5.5 in). Mathew is packin' about 1.5 Willards. A mile is 11.52 kilowillards long.
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A term to describe random players you are grouped with in matchmaking video games. Ugh. I hate playing Call of Duty by myself! The Willards I get stuck with always suck!
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To present a handful of rats to your partner during intercourse with the intention of scaring the living shit out of her. So, me and my girlfriend were having sex and i wanted to make it more exciting so I pulled a Willard.....She dumped me.
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to whip your dick out and piss in a random spot i just pulled a willard when i was skating
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A man's cock. (phone ring) Ring! Ring!
Hello? Hey dude whats up? "Hey man uh, can i call you back.. I'm beating my Willard." Oh my gosh man seriously, i just did before i called you! |
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A corporate moron who sports several tattoos. Most likely a victim of banjo playing hill folk who were related long before they exchanged vows. Distinguishing characteristics include mongolian facial features, empty stare, excessive drooling and constantly soiling themselves. Remember that Willard that looked like a worn out shoe and had the IQ of the shit he was sitting in?
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