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Onegina Syndrome
A debilitating disease in which a man chooses to only see one vagina for the rest of his life (see: marriage).
The onset of Onegina Syndrome comes on slowly at first, initially affecting masculine activities with the subject's friends (ie. sports, vids, bar hopping, trips to vegas, etc). Soon the disease will accelerate and spread to all other aspects of his life, and the subject's identity begins to be transformed from that of an individual into that of a couple (see: siamese twin). Soon the subject is unable/unwilling to attend any event without his other half, and will make all social decisions based upon what will be best for his relationship. By the time Stage V Onegina Syndrome is reached, it's best to say goodbye to the individual and hope for the best. A manageable quality of life for individuals afflicted with Stage V Onegina Syndrome is possible, due to the hypnotic effect the disease has on the brain. The subject will often feel that their life is "better" or "more mature" now that Stage V Onegina Syndrome has taken hold. The friends of the subject are often the true victims of this awful disease.
Onegina Syndrome can affect anyone, especially if the subject is a nester at heart. You should not attempt to engage in masculine activities if you're suffering from OGS. If you're unsure if you're mentally healthy enough for masculine activities its best to first consult your gynecologist.
The onset of Onegina Syndrome comes on slowly at first, initially affecting masculine activities with the subject's friends (ie. sports, vids, bar hopping, trips to vegas, etc). Soon the disease will accelerate and spread to all other aspects of his life, and the subject's identity begins to be transformed from that of an individual into that of a couple (see: siamese twin). Soon the subject is unable/unwilling to attend any event without his other half, and will make all social decisions based upon what will be best for his relationship. By the time Stage V Onegina Syndrome is reached, it's best to say goodbye to the individual and hope for the best. A manageable quality of life for individuals afflicted with Stage V Onegina Syndrome is possible, due to the hypnotic effect the disease has on the brain. The subject will often feel that their life is "better" or "more mature" now that Stage V Onegina Syndrome has taken hold. The friends of the subject are often the true victims of this awful disease.
Onegina Syndrome can affect anyone, especially if the subject is a nester at heart. You should not attempt to engage in masculine activities if you're suffering from OGS. If you're unsure if you're mentally healthy enough for masculine activities its best to first consult your gynecologist.
Guy 1- Hey guys, I'm ordering the fight tonight! Lets hit the strip afterward and do it up!
Onegina Syndrome Sufferer - I can't man, I think Lacey and I are just going to pick up sushi and watch the notebook. She's bloated and feeling gross cause she's on her period. Just trying to be supportive.
Guy 1- Wow. Just wow.
Onegina Syndrome Sufferer - I can't man, I think Lacey and I are just going to pick up sushi and watch the notebook. She's bloated and feeling gross cause she's on her period. Just trying to be supportive.
Guy 1- Wow. Just wow.
Onegina Syndrome by EZ__ November 29, 2010
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Ondina
Ondina (Onn-dee-na) is a very attractive girl, she is also very wise. Ondina has a nice body with soft thin hair, lovely brown eyes, soft lips and is a great kisser. She’s a gorgeous girl and attracts all the boys, wherever she goes there’s always a boy asking for her number, or wondering if she’s single. In a relationship she’s very loyal to her significant other, she cares for them, and wants them to be happy. As a friend Ondina is such a kind person she is very caring towards you, or anyone in this case. She always wants the best for you and will support you no matter what. Having her as a friend or girlfriend will be the best thing that happens to you she’s cheerful and just being around her will make you happy, she’s fun to be around and will drop all her plans for you. Although she is cheerful she’s also sensitive anything you say to her she’ll take to heart, she tends to get hurt but soon enough she’s back on her feet. Dating an Ondina or having her as a friend is very lucky so if you ever meet this unique person keep her around, you won’t regret it!
Person 1: I became friends with Ondina yesterday.
Person 2: That’s cool she’s so nice i love her to bits.
Person 2: That’s cool she’s so nice i love her to bits.
Ondina by Anonymous Punlisher August 6, 2019
oneginaman
A oneginaman is a man whom has only been with one woman and worships her vagina because he cannot summon the energy to find another. He may also be seen as a type of AFC (Average Frustrated Chump). People like this will often remain in this state for a long time because of unconscious slavery. The solution? Go and fuck as many women as it takes for you to see this woman as what she really is. Just another fish in the sea.
oneginaman by Sun God Espi February 10, 2009
orginal
D: Hamish really fucked up the tshirts, though I must admit they're pretty orginal
B: I once created a shirt that was way more orginal. There's no evidence for its existence though. True story.
B: I once created a shirt that was way more orginal. There's no evidence for its existence though. True story.
orginal by chuntheunavoidable June 17, 2010