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3 definitions by Iliketofu

 
1.
xu
Chinese surname synonymous with "really large penis".
Mr. Xu, may I suck your xu?
I dunno...is your mouth big enough?
by Iliketofu August 08, 2004
 
2.
A disease men get when they get married. Symptoms include depression and dispair. Easily cured with some money and a hotel room.
I dont wanna get stuck with onegina the rest of my life.
by Iliketofu October 18, 2004
 
3.
Showing absolutely no interest whatsoever; usually used following an idiotic or nonsensical statement.
"OMGZ0RS I just liek totally masturbated and now my hands are sticky!"
"face_plain"
by Iliketofu August 22, 2004