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A website in which you can chat with a complete stranger from anywhere around the world at any time of the day. You are you and stranger is stranger. No info need be shared. Nevertheless, "ASL?" (age, sex, location) is the first question "stranger" asks you (unless the first thing asked is "horny?"). Expect to be approached 5/10 times by a guy who has so much sexual tension inside him that he has resorted to this website. 4/10 times, you will be approached by either someone from India, Indonesia, Korea, or any other oriental Asian country. Usually, these people are either sexualy frustrated or are just strange. Thankfully, the "disconnect" button comes in handy at this time. Finally, 1/10 times, you will encounter someone who seems pretty normal. You talk a little, exchange some info, and maybe even go on to chat through a webcam, a recent feauture omegle has to offer.

Overall, it's a pretty cool website and is great when you are bored or just want to talk and meet people. Some, however, take it to the next level and actually continue to communicate with "stranger," whomever that may be, through Facebook, or even find themselves actually meeting this person. Sure, there is a chance this person could be normal, but don't be dismayed when Chris Hanson is the face of the 16 year old hotie you thought you were talking to.

So, omegle is just for fun. Keep it to "you" and "stranger." No more.
How a typical chat may play out on omegle.com:

Stranger: Hi :)
You: Hey =)
Stranger: asl??
You: 19 male California. you?
Stranger: 16 female California :) where in cali?
You: LA area. you?
Stranger: OMG! SAME! If you don't mind me asking, what's your name?
You: hahaha
You: Bernie Lion. You?
Stranger: Veronica Henke :) do you have a webcam?
You: Yeah :)
by judysequoia November 29, 2010
 
1.
A website (omegle.com) that is an anonymous one on one chat, pretty much a feeding ground for pedos.
Chat convo on Omegle...
Pedo: ASL?
Unsuspecting girl: 13/f/ca u?
Pedo: 13 huh?
Unsuspecting girl: ya heehee, how old r u
Pedo: 45, is that too old?
Unsuspecting girl: No heehee.
Pedo: Do you like candy?
by Const.F March 31, 2009
 
2.
Omegle.com is the convergence of every side of the interwebz. You've got your horny 16 year olds, your brazilians, your pedos, trolls, lonely fat girls, complete social rejects, and stoners.
Omegle.com, fun for the whole family!
by LL Cool Jen December 22, 2009
 
3.
Omegle is an online chatroom where you don't need an account. Thought as a Paedophile Heaven for some.
Actual Omegle Convos.

Stranger: Hi, horny, 16.
You: Uhm...
Stranger: asl?
You: 12, f, uk
Stranger: Cute. Send me pic. :D
You have disconnected.

or

You: hi
Stranger: hi. im v horny.
You: LOL
Stranger: bra size?
You: 34dd
Stranger: HOT!
You: really. i hate having these manboobs.
Your conversational...
by paedoproof February 04, 2010
 
4.
a website where you chat with complete strangers; its pretty much where I chat up brazilian chicks and bother everyone else; some people try to be funny but they say jokes I've already heard
Hi you're on Omegle!!

Stranger: HEY
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: I am 21.
You: Girl from Taiwan
Stranger: O cool. what do you do in Taiwan?
You: I eat panda.
by The Ill3st April 13, 2009
 
5.
pretty much the most fun you can have with absolutely no consequences
welcome to omegle
YOU-sup
stranger-hey, A/S/L?
YOU-16/M/mexico
stranger-mexico huh?
YOU- yup, im in the cocaine buisness
stranger-...
YOU-want some coke?
stranger-STRANGER HAS DISCONNECTED
by ShittyHawk5000-seeminglyscene? August 04, 2009
 
6.
An anonymous browser-based chat room where the company (Omegle) places you in a one-on-one chat room with a random person. Regardless of what you and your anonymous chat buddy talk about, the conversation will ALWAYS end up about sex...ALWAYS.
Omegle Chat Room:

You: Hey, what's up?
Stranger: Hey, not much, what about you?
You: Not too much, just listening to music.
Stranger: What kind of music?
You: The Sex Pistols; they are my favorite band ever!!
Stranger: M/F?
You: ...Male...why?
Stranger: How big is your member?
by Ecowarrior12 February 09, 2010
 
7.
Omegle is the 9th wonder of the world, you can be anybody you want to be, some of the most gullible, horny, non-english speaking people lurk the site, wanting a cyber fuck buddy, friend or translator.
You: Be my friend!
Stranger: ASL?
You: Please be my friend?
Stranger: I'm just lurkin' to be able to snap one off

Stranger: Que?
You: What!?
Strange: Mejor mi amigo Stranger?
You: What the fuck!?

Omegle
by Grizzly Bear Adams Granger September 12, 2009