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Omegleinternet (-0.118)
An anomynous chat service, sort of like an improved version of chatroulette where you can select either webcam or text chat. This website is a great boredom killer but most of the stuff people say is either Asl (Age, sex, location) or male/female.
You: Hello!
Stranger: asl
You: not telling
PEDOPHILE HAS DISCONNECTED

You: Hello
Stranger: M/F?
You: Male
YOUR PARTNER HAS DISCONNECTED.
That's Omegle for you.
by le penis head April 29, 2010
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omegleinternet (-0.392)
a website where you chat with complete strangers; its pretty much where I chat up brazilian chicks and bother everyone else; some people try to be funny but they say jokes I've already heard
Hi you're on Omegle!!

Stranger: HEY
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: I am 21.
You: Girl from Taiwan
Stranger: O cool. what do you do in Taiwan?
You: I eat panda.
by The Ill3st April 13, 2009
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Omeglecollege (-0.749)
Where people go for 10 minutes when they've been blocked from chatroulette.
"You have been blocked for 10 minutes"
Oh well, Omegle it is.
by jatr June 12, 2010
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Omegleinternet (-0.163)
A free chatroom where people sit and talk about sex. Here's a real convo I had about 2 minutes before writing this:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii. 17/m/tx looking for really cute girls to skypee with ;)
You: mmmm
You: : )
You: I'm cute
You: : )
Stranger: lol you sure?
You: well i think!
You: blonde
You: 5'3'
Stranger: lol you got skype?
You: c cup
You: no zits
You: yup
Stranger: hmm. then what are we waiting forr?
You: i lied to you: I really a pedophile. I live in Colorado, i'm a 50 year old man, and i'm wanted in 5 states.
You: lol
Stranger: lol
You: aren't we all...
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: first i gotta see your pics...
You: then learn your address
You: then kidnap you
You: rape you
You: then throw you onto the street
You: like a dog
You: then come back her
You: and start the process again
You: so... pics first?
Your Omegle conversational partner has disconnected.

or save this log or send us feedback.
by OMEGLITE February 22, 2010
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Omegleinternet (-0.531)
Omegle is the 9th wonder of the world, you can be anybody you want to be, some of the most gullible, horny, non-english speaking people lurk the site, wanting a cyber fuck buddy, friend or translator.
You: Be my friend!
Stranger: ASL?
You: Please be my friend?
Stranger: I'm just lurkin' to be able to snap one off

Stranger: Que?
You: What!?
Strange: Mejor mi amigo Stranger?
You: What the fuck!?

Omegle
by Grizzly Bear Adams Granger September 12, 2009
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Omegleinternet (-0.026)
a site where strangers can chat to each other, no strings attached... (50% of users are paedophiles).

This example actually happened to me..
Omegle.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: hey :)
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/f/england
Stranger: 16 m ireland
Stranger: im horny
Stranger: u?
You: hmm. have you tried imagining your grandma naked?
Stranger: no
You: well try it, and stop perving on 15 year old girls.
You: go drink some guiness.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
by Hotjam December 05, 2009
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Omegleinternet (-0.758)
A wonderful place in which you are hooked up to a roandom person on the website to speak to.
Omegle

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Expecto patronum!
You: FOR ASLAN!
You: CHING
You: BANG
You: WAZOO!
You: BANG
You: BOOM
You: KABLOOEY!
Stranger: Oh you just reminded me that I have a chocolate milkshake in my fridge.
Stranger: THANK YOU.
by JohhnyMcFinklestien October 26, 2009
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