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29.
A place that people will want to get your number or kik username so that they can see pics of your penis
Little girl:Omegle.com
Little girl:*typing* hello
Stranger:kik me i have a cool pic to show you
Little girl:ok!
by Themanwithdirt February 05, 2014
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30.
Definition:
A online website where Directioners can fangirl together and share their One Direction twitter names
Example:
Omegle
You are now chatting with a random stranger.

Say hi!

Stranger: VAS HAPPENIN!?
You: VAS HAPPENIN?!
Stranger: AHH DIRECTIONERS RULE!
You: Agreed! FANGIRLING SESSION!
Stranger: HORAN THE WORLD
by OneDirectionFangirl March 04, 2012
13 10
 
31.
Place for 50 year old pedophiles that say that they're 15 years old. They always ask you for ASL (age/sex/location) right when you join the chat. If you tell them you are a male, they'll leave. If you tell them you're a female. They'll ask for pics of you. You can troll on them and post sourmath.com to tell them that's the site with your nude pics. Instead of seeing you nude, they'll end up with disgusting browser virus that can't be closed by browser.
Trolling on omegle conversation

stranger: Hi, horny, 15
stranger: asl
you:16,f,USA
stranger:cute, pic of you plz?
you: ok :-)
you: sourmath.com
stranger:Thanks :-) cutie
You have disconnected
by Imatroll September 14, 2013
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32.
A website that's pretty much full of horny bitches who are 40 and still live with their mothers. They usually try to talk teenage girls into sex or they pose and 20 year old strippers with big tits.
Typical Omegle Conversation-
Stranger: Horny male looking for a horny female to cyber with!
You: Nah, I'm good
by ThatOnePerson69 June 18, 2011
16 14
 
33.
where you can trick random people into believing your lies...and argue about people taking steroids
Typical Omegle Convorsation:
Stranger: so yah if i were to take roids for 4 years i could look like that two but i wanna work for mine

You: i'm pretty sure he didn't take steroids...

Stranger: and how are you pretty sure?

You: well steroids give you a gross look

You: and he doesn't have that bulging look that steroids give a person

You: (btw it's not two, its too)

Stranger: ok and i know the difference between tontoo and two you gramar natzi

You: grammar*

Stranger: *to and too

You: two, to, and too

You: nazi

Stranger: no its natzi like german natzi

You: no its not "natzi" its Nazi

Stranger: grrrr

You: i think i would know..

You: i'm jewish

Stranger: ahhh

You: mmhmm

Stranger: ...

You: awkward..
by notArealJew November 18, 2011
5 4
 
34.
1. you go there to find some hot chicks to jerk off to, but you only find other guys jerking off

2. you go there to talk to regular people about normal things, but you only find guys trying to jerk off
Computer: you are now talking with a random stranger on Omegle.com

guy one: ASL
guy two: is that your dick on the webcam?

Computer: your chat session has ended
by holeman1 March 07, 2014
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35.
A world where sluts have a pleasure teasing horny boys who can't help but have a boner at the simple hearing of the word "sexy", where pervs feel home and where lies are common.
-Damn, why you texted me this dirty shit?
-What? Oh you must be on Omegle!
by awesomebitche'sname December 08, 2013
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