OFUM

Official Fanfiction University of Middle Earth, a fanfiction writing university for those who cannot understand basic concepts such as 'plot,' 'characterization,' and 'grammar.'

Originator of terms such as mini-balrog and nuzgul

Has led to spinoffs such as HFA and OFUDisc

After writing another abysmal Mary-Sue, 'Legolas's Queen' recieved an application to attend OFUM.

OFUM by Ella Darcy November 28, 2004

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Sweatin like 50 ofum

Sweating really badly. Enough to feel like you were sweating for 50 african americans in the sun.

Usually used by a cracker.

Person 1: Yo Ryan its hot out here!
Person 2: Ya I know. I'm sweatin like 50 ofum!

Sweatin like 50 ofum by Jack Dog October 4, 2006

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Two-ofum

Two of anything. Usually two items of desire.

I"ll have two-ofum!

Two-ofum by Spyskys May 11, 2014

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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