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A mix of 'nap' and 'dump'. The act of, while taking a dump, falling asleep on the toilet. Often used as a way to have a quick nap at the workplace, by hiding in a bathroom stall to take a nap.
I was so hung over I took 3 numps today.
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He's so lazy, he numps more than he works.
by Spanky Shmanky November 11, 2005
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The french translation:
chier+sieste = chieste
(pronounced shee-eh-ste)
Bon, je vais prendre un chieste.
OK, I'm going to take a nump.
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1. To approach a stranger and slowly rotate your hips while crossing your arms across your chest in a mummy-like fashion and yelping "Nump!" in a high-pitched voice. Inspired by the two legends, Butch and Mummy fart.

2. The act of numping.
"Dude, let's go nump the shit outta that fuck!"
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The act of wearing "Nothing Under My Pants".
Man... I'm goin nump.
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That awful moment when you take a dump and some of the toilet water splashes up and hits your butt.
Ah gross I just had a nump!
by Agentm February 14, 2006
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a word used to in any sentence describe anything at any timt
what the nump is going on?

that was numping awesome!

HOLY NUMP!

I don't feel so nump today.
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