Top Definition
A mix of 'nap' and 'dump'. The act of, while taking a dump, falling asleep on the toilet. Often used as a way to have a quick nap at the workplace, by hiding in a bathroom stall to take a nap.
I was so hung over I took 3 numps today.
He's so lazy, he numps more than he works.
by Spanky Shmanky November 11, 2005
5 more definitions
The french translation:
chier+sieste = chieste
(pronounced shee-eh-ste)
Bon, je vais prendre un chieste.
OK, I'm going to take a nump.
by macdumpy November 06, 2007
1. To approach a stranger and slowly rotate your hips while crossing your arms across your chest in a mummy-like fashion and yelping "Nump!" in a high-pitched voice. Inspired by the two legends, Butch and Mummy fart.

2. The act of numping.
"Dude, let's go nump the shit outta that fuck!"
by NumetalFag July 09, 2009
The act of wearing "Nothing Under My Pants".
Man... I'm goin nump.
by Mella-bella April 09, 2008
a word used to in any sentence describe anything at any timt
what the nump is going on?

that was numping awesome!


I don't feel so nump today.
by chillenchoclate December 01, 2009
That awful moment when you take a dump and some of the toilet water splashes up and hits your butt.
Ah gross I just had a nump!
by Agentm February 14, 2006

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