noodge 

(verb) To nag or annoy someone, especially in order to motivate them to do something. (noun) Someone who does this.

I hate to be a noodge, but you're going to have to do some work today.

noodge by anarcissie April 22, 2008

Noodge 

This is my mothers word, it means to be nosey, pushy and a general pain in the ass. It sometimes means having an attitude the size of montana on your shoulders and projecting that all over the place. Generally this is not a nice thing but can be used in a nice context.

Oh he's being such a noodge!

Noodge by M i l e s December 9, 2004

COD Noledge 

When people who play Call of Duty think they know anything and or everything about weapons, war, etc.

Stupid Noob: Hey call of duty is so cool, i would be such a good sniper in real life cuz i am in the game.

GI: Stupid noob you obviously have a serious case of COD Noledge, because you can't be born that fuckin retarded

COD Noledge by mastabates June 17, 2009

crotch noodge

a man that teases women sexually, much like a cock tease, but male. (yes, they exist.)

Also, when a man gets you aroused, but wont do anything about it, or wont finish the job.

(Also, a twat noodge)

"I dumped that Crotch Noodge. He didnt put out; He only went as far as 3rd base and left me sexually frustrated."

crotch noodge by slothymcgee February 14, 2008

nodge

hash weed weed :a small lump of hash.

did you smoke that nodge.

nodge by steveo ireland February 3, 2005

notedge 

if yr notedge you can smoke, drink, and fuck till the day you die.

some scene kids are straightedge. others are notedge.

notedge by marisa mafiga May 19, 2007

nedger 

Derived from the word "nigger", but socially acceptable among the general population due to its infrequent use.
The use of this word in crowded areas usually results in a couple of turned heads, but no one is really sure if nigger was said. This adds the humour of the whole situation (unless the crowded area consists of strickly dark skinned people; then run for dear life).

This nedger is lazier than a whore’s encephalon.

nedger by SomeGuyInToronto May 10, 2006