2 definitions by slothymcgee
NOUN: the spare-tire/belly fat that is forced over an overweight person's too-tight jeans. (resembles a mushroom cap)
When Rosie O'Donnell puts on a pair of size 20 jeans, her mushroom cloud is considered a weapon of mass destruction.
or "Sure, i can fit into size 6, but it gives me a mushroom cloud"
or "Sure, i can fit into size 6, but it gives me a mushroom cloud"
by slothymcgee February 12, 2008
a man that teases women sexually, much like a cock tease, but male. (yes, they exist.)
Also, when a man gets you aroused, but wont do anything about it, or wont finish the job.
(Also, a twat noodge)
Also, when a man gets you aroused, but wont do anything about it, or wont finish the job.
(Also, a twat noodge)
"I dumped that Crotch Noodge. He didnt put out; He only went as far as 3rd base and left me sexually frustrated."
by slothymcgee February 15, 2008