by Christopher Wallace A.K.A Pog January 12, 2014
1. A humorous term for saying Blowjob.
2. You can alos use it as an I.O.U
3. Can be in the form of sloppy or dry
2. You can alos use it as an I.O.U
3. Can be in the form of sloppy or dry
1. Hey babe, wanna give me a beej?
2. "Thanks for helping me complete my assignment man, I'll give you beej".
3. James: "Why don't you give me a sloppy beej?"
Marcus: "Nah! I'll make it dry, cause your a fag!"
2. "Thanks for helping me complete my assignment man, I'll give you beej".
3. James: "Why don't you give me a sloppy beej?"
Marcus: "Nah! I'll make it dry, cause your a fag!"
by StiffPOO October 29, 2009
A sexual fetish. One person (the beejer) finds another person and murders them. After letting the body marinate for about 2 days, the eyeballs are harvested as well as most of the victim's body hair. This hair is then woven through the optic nerve of both eyeballs, creating a string of anal beads. These are then inserted into the beejer's butthole.
by beejpioneer May 19, 2015
Bee`ge. To perform oral sex for man. Also referred to as a Blow-Job. Slang term for Blow-Job. Using the letter "B" and then promptly followed by the letter "J" to pronounciate.
It is considered wise, (when on a date with a female), to command the woman to either "Beej or Beej gone!"
It is considered wise, (when on a date with a female), to command the woman to either "Beej or Beej gone!"
by Blouhat February 2, 2010
"Elvis sure was a huck-a-Beej o' burnin' love." (girls scream and faint)
"Clark sat on top of a sand dune at a beej in Monterey and watched the sunset."
"Bill wiped out while attempting to ride his beej on a gnarlatious 100ft wave; he ended up with a sand facial."
"Clark sat on top of a sand dune at a beej in Monterey and watched the sunset."
"Bill wiped out while attempting to ride his beej on a gnarlatious 100ft wave; he ended up with a sand facial."
by karl jr. April 4, 2013
The preferred nomenclature for a blowjob. Consists of constant milking and gentle fondling of the "petershaft" itself, usually ending in ejaculation, the beej is synonymous with kryptonite in terms of superman's weakness.... but is effective for all males. (Except queers.. I’d rather not have their input on the pleasures of a beej)
by slawberg June 3, 2009