Optic Nerve

This is slang in some regions of the UK for the scientifical term eye guts. Often mistaken, optic nerve, by some for the real term, alas, it is not.
Used in Northern England and some parts of Scotland on the borderline.

Dude, I totally messed up my 'optic nerve'

by Dr. Sheldon Cooper. August 23, 2010

optic nerve blocking

To block someone or something from your field of vision, meaning to not hear or see that thing until requested off.

John:Did you see Lenny today?

Clint: Nah, I used my optic nerve blocking to ignore that loser!

by YOUR SQUIP May 6, 2019

Anal Optical Nerve

n. A nerve discovered in March 2007, it connects a person's anus to the back of their eye

the Anal Optical Nerve exists, If you don't believe me, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.

by PersianDeity March 7, 2008

Optic nerve blocking

To block someone/something from your field of vision. There is a possibility that you can still hear them but it comes in the form of sounds that remind you of them.

SQUIP: It's called optic nerve blocking. I have been blocking Michael from your field of vision.

by pinkberryy August 17, 2020

in yer optic nerve

Phrase used when you know you have a penis with a punch!

Used like in your eye

by Identity Crisis May 20, 2003

Optic Anal Nerve

The optic anal nerve is when your eyes cant see your ass going to work today.

For anyone that says there is no such "Optic Anal Nerve", - pull a hair out of your ass and your eyes will immediately start to tear.

by DirtySJ March 2, 2011