Someone you would want a blow job from under any circumstances. Comes from the game Beej, Maybeej, No Beej.
George: What do you think of her?

John: No Beej!
by BistoYeti February 20, 2009
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Short-form pronounciation of blowjob, for those people who are too lazy to pronounce it's abbreviated form "BJ".
Monica gave Bill a beej in the White House.
by doodievomit December 11, 2002
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slang for a blowjob.
When Dave wants a beeje he just calls on his girl Reagan.
by 123456789 December 6, 2003
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Beejed Be-ja-ed (past tense) Also known as beej or blow job.

The act of oral sex or fellatio upon a males genitalia and or penis.

noun: An act of fellatio.
verb tr: To fellate.
verb intr: To perform a beejer.
adjective: Pertaining to, suggestive of, or conducive to a blowjob.
interj: Used to raise the topic of, or call attention to, a beej.
(Order of examples matches that of parts of speech)

"Dude! last night, I totally got beejed by that shamelessly hussy-like appointment coordinator we used to employ here".

While changing in the locker room after practice one day, two girls from the cheerleading squad came in and unexpectedly beejed him.

"That girl beejed really well" said the man watching a pornographic film by himself.

After five minutes of awkward silence in their conversation, he blurted out "beejed!", receiving one shortly there after.
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Noun : The Beej

Word used in place of : Vape, Vaporiser, E-Cigarette.

Often used in conjunction with the verb Skeej - to Skeej the Beej.

Other spellings include: Beedge, Beege, Beedje
" (I) Got a fat new beej down at e-cig co."

"Skeej the Beej"

"My beej is dead"

Person 1- "any goes on yer vape bro"
Person 2- "only if you call it a beej..."
by T-Pole October 11, 2022
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