A sexual fetish. One person (the beejer) finds another person and murders them. After letting the body marinate for about 2 days, the eyeballs are harvested as well as most of the victim's body hair. This hair is then woven through the optic nerve of both eyeballs, creating a string of anal beads. These are then inserted into the beejer's butthole.
by beejpioneer May 19, 2015
Short-form pronounciation of blowjob, for those people who are too lazy to pronounce it's abbreviated form "BJ".
by doodievomit December 11, 2002
by 123456789 December 6, 2003
Beejed Be-ja-ed (past tense) Also known as beej or blow job.
The act of oral sex or fellatio upon a males genitalia and or penis.
noun: An act of fellatio.
verb tr: To fellate.
verb intr: To perform a beejer.
adjective: Pertaining to, suggestive of, or conducive to a blowjob.
interj: Used to raise the topic of, or call attention to, a beej.
The act of oral sex or fellatio upon a males genitalia and or penis.
noun: An act of fellatio.
verb tr: To fellate.
verb intr: To perform a beejer.
adjective: Pertaining to, suggestive of, or conducive to a blowjob.
interj: Used to raise the topic of, or call attention to, a beej.
(Order of examples matches that of parts of speech)
"Dude! last night, I totally got beejed by that shamelessly hussy-like appointment coordinator we used to employ here".
While changing in the locker room after practice one day, two girls from the cheerleading squad came in and unexpectedly beejed him.
"That girl beejed really well" said the man watching a pornographic film by himself.
After five minutes of awkward silence in their conversation, he blurted out "beejed!", receiving one shortly there after.
"Dude! last night, I totally got beejed by that shamelessly hussy-like appointment coordinator we used to employ here".
While changing in the locker room after practice one day, two girls from the cheerleading squad came in and unexpectedly beejed him.
"That girl beejed really well" said the man watching a pornographic film by himself.
After five minutes of awkward silence in their conversation, he blurted out "beejed!", receiving one shortly there after.
by NWSully March 10, 2015
Noun : The Beej
Word used in place of : Vape, Vaporiser, E-Cigarette.
Often used in conjunction with the verb Skeej - to Skeej the Beej.
Other spellings include: Beedge, Beege, Beedje
Word used in place of : Vape, Vaporiser, E-Cigarette.
Often used in conjunction with the verb Skeej - to Skeej the Beej.
Other spellings include: Beedge, Beege, Beedje
" (I) Got a fat new beej down at e-cig co."
"Skeej the Beej"
"My beej is dead"
Person 1- "any goes on yer vape bro"
Person 2- "only if you call it a beej..."
"Skeej the Beej"
"My beej is dead"
Person 1- "any goes on yer vape bro"
Person 2- "only if you call it a beej..."
by T-Pole October 11, 2022