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Ninja Turdle 

The phenomenon where you poop and wipe your butt to find there's nothing on the toilet paper. It's as if you never pooped.
"Kevin, you won't believe it."
"What, Jeff?"
"I just had a ninja turdle. Made my life so much easier for a second."

"Good! We saved on toilet paper, then."
Ninja Turdle by Koreku August 23, 2017

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle 

This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.
The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.

Ninja Turtle Piss 

Mixed drink that looks like Ninja Turtle Piss...

Recipe
-1 Water Melon Four Loko
-4 Tilts 3 Green(Flavor:Lime) 1 Purple(Flavor:Purple)
-3 Roaring Lion Energy Drinks
-2 Shots of Cheap Vodka
-2 Shots of Cheap Whiskey
-2 Shots of Cheap Gin
-2 Shots of Cheap Rum
-5 Craisens
-1 Scoop of Jack3d pre-workout
-What ever else your drunk ass wants
What is that green shit...? It's Ninja Turtle Piss BITCHHH

Created at DePaul University

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

One of four turtles who were mutated by a substance called 'Ooze.' Love to eat pizza and watch TV. They fight the bad Foot Ninjas, too.
Donatello ish the most badass mofo of the Ninja Turtles.

Reverse Ninja Turtle 

A sex move. To wit: You get down on your back, and you spin around. Then you take your "bow staff" and you stick it in the other guy's asshole.

And then you eat pizza.
Things were getting kind of stale between Nick and Aaron, so Aaron decided to break out the Reverse Ninja Turtle and it was like it was the first time again.

ninja turtle sex 

Sex with backpacks on
Want to do some ninja turtle sex?
Sure, let me get my backpack!
ninja turtle sex by DanKuren June 3, 2016