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1) A place on the moon where there is a swirly crevasse in the lunar surface that resembles a hemorrhoid. This particular crevasse is the future home of an American colony.

2) The swollen look of an anus after the last bead has been drawn out.
1) When I retire, I plan on settling down in Newt's Gingrich. I hear the liberals don't bother you so much on the putting green up there.

2) Man, his moon had so much Newt's Gingrich going on that I just had to colonize it with my American splooge.
by General Johnnyboy March 12, 2012

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