1) A place on the moon where there is a swirly crevasse in the lunar surface that resembles a hemorrhoid. This particular crevasse is the future home of an American colony.
2) The swollen look of an anus after the last bead has been drawn out.
2) The swollen look of an anus after the last bead has been drawn out.
1) When I retire, I plan on settling down in Newt's Gingrich. I hear the liberals don't bother you so much on the putting green up there.
2) Man, his moon had so much Newt's Gingrich going on that I just had to colonize it with my American splooge.
2) Man, his moon had so much Newt's Gingrich going on that I just had to colonize it with my American splooge.
by General Johnnyboy March 12, 2012
A fart made by someone in an otherwise empty elevator that lingers after people get on. Named in honor of Newt Gingrich who always seems to linger where he is not wanted.
Yeah man, sorry that was my newt gingrich...I didn't think anyone else was getting on...damn thats embarrassing!
by olDocGold May 18, 2011
Former Speaker of the House 1995-1999. Will forever be remembered for his extreme lack of ethics, hypocrisy, and the time he shut the government down.
Remember in the 1995 when Newt tried to eliminate the American dream in his radical budget? Remember when he shut down the government? Remember when he had the pay three hundred thousand dollars for ethics violations? Remember when he borrowed money from Bob Dole? Remember when he hammered Bill Clinton but we found out he had been having an affair when his wife was in the hospital for multiple sclereosis? Yeah I remember Mr. Family Values! God I hope he runs for president in 08 just to see him gat has fat ass raped!
by non-idiot July 28, 2005
A drink made and consumed in some kinky S&M circles. It's simply a White Russian mixed with semen instead of cream. Named for Rep. Gingrich's penchant for having oral sex with young campaign interns so he could later claim he "didn't have sex" with them.
2 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Coffee Liqueur
1 oz. Fresh Semen, human or animal
Combine ingredients in cocktail shaker with ice. Shake well and strain into chilled glass.
2 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Coffee Liqueur
1 oz. Fresh Semen, human or animal
Combine ingredients in cocktail shaker with ice. Shake well and strain into chilled glass.
There weren't enough dudes at the club last night to mix a decent Newt Gingrich, so we found a cooperative horse and everyone had a couple!
by MorgulRat February 11, 2012
An alcoholic beverage, much like a White Russian or Caucasian (made popular in the movie "The Big Lebowski"), composed of similar ingredients: Vodka, coffee liqueur, and a creamy substance. In the case of the Newt Gingrich in particular, semen is used as the creamy substance, preferably your own or that of a young boy/political intern.
Bill Clinton: "Man, did you hear about Newt Gingrich the other night? He choked on his own drink!"
Hillary Clinton: *otherworldly shriek of a guffaw*
Hillary Clinton: *otherworldly shriek of a guffaw*
by Joe "Get Like Me" Biden April 23, 2009
When your in the hospital and your significant other looks after you lovingly... then you leave them once you recover.
Barry: Christine, whatever you need I've got your back. Your gonna beat this cancer and I'll be with you every step of the way.
Six Months Later...
Barry: Can't wait to get you home and get things back to normal.
Christine: ... I think we should get a divorce
Barry: Did you just pull a reverse Newt Gingrich on me??!!
Six Months Later...
Barry: Can't wait to get you home and get things back to normal.
Christine: ... I think we should get a divorce
Barry: Did you just pull a reverse Newt Gingrich on me??!!
by Hollywood Swinging February 18, 2012