My boss called me to make sure I wasn't goofing off - but he was calling from the golf course - what a Gingrich!

Person 1: Man, did you hear that Larry Gingriched his wife Cindy?
Person 2: Wait, you mean he cheated on her, married the mistress, then cheated on the mistress with a third woman?
Person 1: Yup. And poor Cindy was dying from brain cancer, too!

Douchebag: woman, if you don't lose some weight and get a face lift, I'm gonna go Gingrich on your ass!

My neighbor is such a "Gingrich" yesturday I watched as his dog took a hung shit on my lawn, and today he tried to blame it on another neighbor.

Ex: When leaving the cold waters of the Atlantic, George had noticed that he had a gingrich."

Patient: I can't stand the itch, doc. I just keep on scratching.
Doctor: I can tell. Your gonads are certainly inflamed and
your tests came back positive for gingrich.
Unfortunately, it's of the "newt" variety.
Patient: What are you saying, doc? What are my odds?
Doctor: Not great. I'd wager 3:1 you don't become President.

I/e My wife/boyfriend/I had a gingrich after a frothy Santorum last night, what a slick pile of shit that was!

I made him gag on these nuts-- on my gingriches, son!