New York Steamer

Much like the Cleveland Steamer, except that while you are steamrolling the fecal matter onto your partners chest you yell "I'm working here!! I'm working here!!" in a New Yorker accent.

I upped the usual ante last night by giving her a New York Steamer instead of a regular Cleveland Steamer.

New York Steamer by JoeOh January 13, 2010

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New York Steamer

A New York Steamer is a sexual act, in which the male, after having anal, retracts his shit covered dick and awaits the chick to lick her own shit off his cock.

"Heyyyy man, I screwed this hot chick last night."
"Cool, what ya do?"
"New York Steamer"

New York Steamer by Beaver in Bahrain June 24, 2009

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New York Steamer

A sloppy sandwich with a sexual reference. Usually eaten by Pueblo fold from El Paso.

Damn bro don’t be a kitty kat, put that New York Steamer in your mouth.

New York Steamer by Qbert 1978! October 23, 2019

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New York Steamer

The male in the relationship takes a poop on their partners chest. Then they stomp on it and the partner licks it off like ice cream.

I New York Steamered my girlfriend last night.

New York Steamer by TinyTerry August 24, 2025

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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