Netaphor

When internet glitches or error messages mimic religion, philosophy or other concepts from real life.

That error message said I should "contact the 'Web Master' and tell him what I've done wrong to cause it" just like some 'netaphor' for confession, Dude!

Netaphor by Ornatus Horrificus November 3, 2010

netphoria 

the world's largest known messageboard dedicated solely to discussing indie-rock duo Two Gallants.

Dude, take the Smashing Pumpkins banter elsewhere, this is Netphoria!

netphoria by twogallants48135 November 24, 2006

Netphorian 

1.)An asshole or shithead; Loser. Bipolar.
2.)Thinks they know everything about everything.
3.)Has REAL bad taste in music.

Fuck you, you fuckin' netphorian.

Netphorian by Anonymous July 20, 2006

netphoria 

A wonderful place to express your concerns about life. Responses often include "no one care" or "but did you get head?"

You: I went for a wonderful walk along the beach with my girlfriend tonight

Them1: No one care.
Them2: But did you get head?

netphoria by kim September 27, 2004

netphoria 

A steaming pile of shit cesspool masquerading as an internet community in which whiny, confused Generation Y brats complain about every last everyday banality known to mankind.

Kindly jump off a cliff and land in Netphoria, you ass-dwelling fuckface.

netphoria by lush July 4, 2004