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Net hanger 

Similar to cock blocking,it's what an ugly dude does when he knows he'll never score the hot chick he's standing next to or sitting next to in a bar. But he won't leave his seat or spot if his life depended on it. Therefore, preventing anyone else from getting close to her.
" I was really digging that chick sittting at the corner of the bar last night,but some net hanger wouldn't let me get in close with her."
Net hanger by ToeKneeRi October 19, 2011
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Netbanger 

Reppin a set, gang, or cult on the internet only.
This guy acts hard over text, but can't do shit in real life. I hate netbangers.
Netbanger by Goldskull_3 September 13, 2018
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netbanger 

The word 'netbanger' is formed from two nouns: 'net' + 'banger'. The 'net' part is simply a shortened version of the word Internet. 'Banger' is a noun that literally means someone or something that makes a bang. Its precise and intended meaning is actually derived from the Icelandic word, banga, meaning 'to hammer'. In combination, the two nouns produce the new noun, 'netbanger', which denotes irreverence, a degree of iconoclasm, and free thinking. The name netbanger does not have negative connotations.

The term 'netbanger' was first coined in 2000 by the owner of the domain of the same name.
Mannie was somewhat of a netbanger; his personal views were unashamedly undisguised, which often proved controversial.
netbanger by POCUK May 24, 2008

Netbanger 

Someone who acts like a gangster, they usually threaten other people, behave like gangsters but more stupid, and they talk like gangsters when really most of the time they are just white boys who want to look cool for fame or something.
The 12 year old whiteboy in my 3rd period is a netbanger.
Netbanger by Urbionary November 12, 2021

netbanger 

The word 'netbanger' is formed from two nouns: 'net' + 'banger'. The 'net' part is simply a shortened version of the word Internet. 'Banger' is a noun that literally means someone or something that makes a bang. Its precise and intended meaning is actually derived from the Icelandic word, banga, meaning 'to hammer'. In combination, the two nouns produce the new noun, 'netbanger', which denotes irreverence, a degree of nonconformity, and free thinking. The name netbanger does not have negative connotations.

The term 'netbanger' was first coined in 2000.

Mannie was somewhat of a netbanger; his personal views were unashamedly undisguised, which often proved controversial.
netbanger by POCUK May 25, 2008

Netbanger 

Jack is a netbanger and a fag
Netbanger by Ccss netbangers2k18 January 17, 2018

netbanger 

Someone who acts tough on the internet, oftentimes threatening virtual harm to others and picking e-fights. They are seen most often on websites such as Habbo.com, where some players join virtual "gangs".

Also known as internet tough guys.
Netbanger #1: man dnt fuck wit me i'll fuck u up nigga
Netbanger #2: *PUNCH KICK KICK*
Netbanger #3: U WANNA MESS WIT US NOW PUNK *SHOOTS*
netbanger by elias4027 June 1, 2009
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