An illness that can be contracted by perlongled usage, physical contact, or fornication with the internet.
by sock-fox February 4, 2006
Get the Net Flu mug.The state of having just finished one series on Netflix and wondering what to start next. You have seen every series that your friends have suggested and your evenings seem empty and meaningless. You are afraid you may resort to drastic measures such as reading books or watching (gulp)... Documentaries.
What's wrong Denise? You don't seem yourself today"
"Oh well I'm in Netflux. I just finished season two of Orange is the new black in two days and season 3 won't be out until 2015."
"Oh man. Been there. Have you seen the Killing"
"Yes"
"downton Abbey, Madmen, House of Cards?
"Yes"
Breaking Bad?
"Yes but it was so long ago I should probably watch Season one and two again"
"Oh ya do that, those were the best seasons!"
"Oh well I'm in Netflux. I just finished season two of Orange is the new black in two days and season 3 won't be out until 2015."
"Oh man. Been there. Have you seen the Killing"
"Yes"
"downton Abbey, Madmen, House of Cards?
"Yes"
Breaking Bad?
"Yes but it was so long ago I should probably watch Season one and two again"
"Oh ya do that, those were the best seasons!"
by Linzylulu August 13, 2014
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When unexplainable buffering occurs durnng your favorite show and you have to wait for the cliffhanger moment
I was finally having a chance to watch Saw online and I was netflucked before the first death scene.
by templehill April 29, 2014
Get the Netflucked mug.Netflix + Queue. The condition one has when adding a ridiculous number of movies to their Netflix queue.
Girl 1: "My roommate has over 300 movies on her Netflix queue!"
Girl 2: "Sounds like Netflue. I'm surprised she could even do that with the connectile dysfunction your apartment has. You need to stop jacking your neighbor's weak ass signal.
Girl 2: "Sounds like Netflue. I'm surprised she could even do that with the connectile dysfunction your apartment has. You need to stop jacking your neighbor's weak ass signal.
by 3D December 14, 2008
Get the Netflue mug.Netflux n. While watching an episode on regular TV, you wish you could just marathon the whole season on Netflix.
I'm feeling the netflux with this show. It's like "Lost" used to be; I wish I could just see it all at once, instead of being strung along for years with only glimpses of back story.
by PrimordialBiscuit January 28, 2014
Get the netflux mug.Netflix + Queue. The condition one has when adding a ridiculous number of movies to their Netflix queue.
Girl 1: "My roommate has over 300 movies on her Netflix queue!"
Girl 2: "Sounds like Netflue. I'm surprised she could even do that with the connectile dysfunction your apartment has. You need to stop jacking your neighbor's weak ass signal.
Girl 2: "Sounds like Netflue. I'm surprised she could even do that with the connectile dysfunction your apartment has. You need to stop jacking your neighbor's weak ass signal.
by 3D December 14, 2008
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