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Neon Cobra

Neon Cobra is funny, but Neon Cobra is not a joke.

Neon Cobra is a full frontal assault of raucous, unapologetic, red-blooded rock n' roll. They found the secret lair of the space-aged brain that had frozen the heart of rock n’ roll and kicked it in the ass. Hard! Neon Cobra will wrap itself around your throat and scream sweet nothings into your face. They don't whine, they don't moan, they don't have expensive haircuts, and they aren't afraid to sing about some down-home American fuckin'. Their music is like an audio-transmitted sexual infection that burns so good. If someone tamed a hurricane in a basement, and then spent months befriending it and earning its trust, taught it a love of music, freedom, and faux snakeskin pants, then gave it a hug and sent it out into the world to spread its message, it would sound just like Neon Cobra.

Band Members:
Jason "Thunder" Walters - Vocals
Jason "Bad News" Plummer - Guitar/Vocals
Nick "Tickles" Payne - Drums/Vocals
Andy "Hammerpants" Hogan - Bass/Vocals
Did any of you boners go to the Neon Cobra show last night?I totally had an eargasm.

Neon Clown 

Facial ejaculation illuminated under a UV light or backlight.
Steve "I didn't know she was a neon clown until we got to the club."
Dave "Aww man fo sho"
Steve "yea that bitch be glowin"
Neon Clown by Type4Me December 13, 2012

Neon Coffin 

Tanning beds look like neon coffins and the more you use one, the likely hood of you heading to a real coffin increases, thanks to skin cancer.
Mark - You look dead you need to get on a tanning bed.
Me - I'd rather look dead than use a neon coffin and end up dead.
Mark - What?
Me - It's symbolism, think about it.
Neon Coffin by Scot90 July 25, 2012

Neon Clear 

The worlds brightest most awesome color. Only to have been seen once and favored ever since. Made from neon and clear
A really really really super duper bright colorless color is neon clear

Most clears look colored in comparison
Neon Clear by Monique the awesome January 8, 2009

Neon Cocky

An extreme otherworldly form of cockiness. Turn cockiness into the Hulk, then give it steroids.
"Did you hear Kanye's interview on MTV?"

"Yeah man, dude is like Neon Cocky"

NeOn Clan 

The NeOn Clan is a elite clan of snipers.
NeOn Clan by The NeOn Skull July 23, 2018