1)One of the main reasons ginger kids are hated so much.

2) A lying, ignorant, self centered, big headed joke of a little boy, who tries desperately to make up for his tragically stunted penis by being the centre of attention as often as possible. Has some sort of deluded idea, probably because mummy and daddy don't love him, that by being as loud, obnoxious and perverted as possible, he will actually be worth more than the shit that comes out of his mouth.

3) A coward who won't actually confront any guy one to one, but will happily make what passes for witty comments when they are miles away.

4) A boy who is shit at holding down long term relationships. Consoles himself after he is inevitably dumped by praying on ugly girls, probably as they remind him of his mother, who he insists on parading around when nobody gives a fuck!

5) A guy so ridden with STI's, you can't even hold his hand without being infected with multiple diseases.

6) Hated by most girls with any sense of self esteem, worth, or even ability to not act like a total whore. Doesn't seem to realize he can only ever get easy girls, whereas decent chicks steer well clear and know him for the sleazy bastard he is.

8) Male whore. Man whore. Whatever you want to call it, no matter how fat, ugly, rat like, stinking, skanky and filthy the girl, they can always have Neil if they are desperate for a cheap, if somewhat low quality, lay.
1) "Oh shit, there's Neil! now we have to sit through hours of shit banter and then watch him dance around as though anyone gives a fuck. Great."

2) "Yeah he's really small! He gets away with banging so many slag's because they don't even notice he's doing it!"

3) "Hey, Neil. Yeah YOU, the lanky ugly ginger prick with the shitty haircut!"

4) "yeah, I heard his mother nailed the milkman, you know, cos he's ginger and it fits in with his mum's easy, low standard style. I guess he picked that up from her then!"

5) " Oh my fucking god, somebody call pest control! Neil's out of his cage again!"

6) "I didn't know it was possible to have more than 16 STI's at the same time. Then I met Neil... Don't worry I washed my hands afterwards!"
by runtodaddy October 25, 2010
A 'neil' is a passionate, good looking, sexy, clever guy who has an amazing out look on life. If you come across a neil, you can be sure your life would change for the better,
' i met a neil today, how lucky am i :)'
by sneaky leeky January 05, 2010
an extremely gay dude that, for some reason, loves squirrels and koalas. he thinks hes cool but the problem is that he cant think....and hes not cool, hes just very very gay. all-in-all, a neil is a gay person that likes cock, squirrels, and koalas.
" o my god!! that guy is such a neil!! ewwww hes suckin that guys cock!!! o my god!!
by the one6564 June 17, 2008
Never Ending Imaginary List: another word for a bucket list. A never-ending list containing every possible scenario imaginable and often means your goal to complete every item on that "NEIL".
"I can't wait to get Aerosmith off my NEIL!"
by Noahsmith March 10, 2014
To Neil it - when somebody takes a hit out of two joints at one time. Especially useful when two joints end up in one smoker's hands.
Rion: "Yo man, I already got one."
Nigie: "Neil it, man."
by Rapilot September 01, 2014
(v) asking someone to homecoming and then never talking to them again after they say yes
Doug totally neiled on Samantha
by sexybeast1946 November 20, 2014
Neil is the name given to a short bald tattooed hairy Ewok. Often found with beards and hairy arseholes Neil's often look grumpy but are always smiling on the inside.

Neil is a cantankerous sarcastic northern bastard with no shame and lives up to nobody's expectations other than his gorgeous wife.

Neil drinks tea and is a C@#T.
Neil is a cantankerous little fucker
by thetattoedewok September 28, 2014

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