15
A nice guy who loves a good joke, isn't disrespectful to others, hates bad words, and has millions of friends. Traditionally an actor/writer/dreamer with brownish red hair. Fun to be around, sometimes annoying but often quite awesome. Trust worthy but can't keep a secret.
Neil is awesome, I can trust him with anything and I would hate to lose our friendship!
by JuicyMcJuice May 24, 2011
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
16
tan
hot
lots of friends
pretty good at sports
extremely loyal to his girlfreind and his friends
modest
all the girls want him but he is too modest to except it
gets all the pretty girls
see patrick
girl #1: who is that guy?
girl #2: thats neil he so hot right?
girl #1: yea but he already has a girlfriend
girl #2: thats not suprising look at him
by whitelatinosoccermofo November 29, 2010
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
17
(v) asking someone to homecoming and then never talking to them again after they say yes
by sexybeast1946 November 20, 2014
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
18
Charismatic guy- looks an awful lot like a young Will Ferrell. Smart, funny and kind. Has a tendancy to chat incessantly about random bits of information. His only downfall is his love for Glenn Beck. There is an urban legend going around that Neils are prone to be menstruated on at social events without their willingness.
smart funny kind charismatic Ferrell Beck menstruation Neil
by charmed*one January 07, 2010
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
19
Neil is when you pretend to have an illness to stay off school and play xbox all day, the worst case of Neil is by Neil who took over a month off to play Cod: Black Ops. Anyone who has Neil should be stoned to death by HankBadger
Me(Legend)"whats wrong with Neil?"
HankBadger(Dick)" He's Got A Bad Case Of The Neil, Going To Have Stone Him."
Lois"OWWWW!"
by KillaKydawgMasterMix December 07, 2010
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
20
a unit of macage named after the infamous Neil Patrick Harris based on the metric system. The Neil is the amount of macage it takes to get a girl, with hotness rated at 1 (out of ten), to give you her number.

13 Neils converts to about 69.89 Don Juans
" That girl took at least 70 Neils to hook up with"

" He macked a full kiloNeil to go out with her"
by godless15 December 09, 2009
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
21
Sexy charming funny but the biggest creep u evr met
u hate him n love him at the same time, its hard to explain but its just how you feel
Neil<3:);)
NEIL!
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug