A rogue antivirus that was active in 2010. The rogue included several payloads that mimicked malware, this caused the users to be tricked into purchasing the full version of the program. These payloads included ceaseless openings of explicit websites, persistent playback of a laughter track, and the display of a misleading message claiming the imminent deletion of the user's C:\ drive.
Back in 2010, many users downloaded NavaShield, thinking it was a real antivirus.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!