An anime that tells the tale of a half-emo, half-demon ninja teen struggling to be accepted into society. With a concept that lame, Experts agree that it will never be welcomed by most level-headed North Americans (please note that fangirls do not fall into this category). Implied gayness and the love of slash writers was assured in the first chapter when Naruto makes out with Sasuke (who, astonishingly, is even more emo than the main character)

Legend has it that there may actually be female characters in this series. However, closer investigation has proven this to be a lie, they are actually all shemales who dressed up like girls to fuck Naruto in the ass, wich fails because he only loves boys. Any further attempts to insinuate the existence of girls in this series will be met with swift and immediate reprisal. It should also be noted that this anime has no actual Japanese martial arts, but is entirely composed of pathetic Jackie Chan imitations and poorly re-created Chinese Martial Arts.

Naruto is full of lame-ass flashbacks and retarded dialogue only to draw out the series more, and more, and more. There is the occasional fight, but in most cases they are incredibly full of shit that you might as well not even bother for watching for a decent fight. If you like whiney, emo, slow as fuck and boring shows with piss-poor dialogue and appealing to an audience of 8 year olds who have been in the womb of a drug addict, then Naruto is for you. And if it happens to be for you, please get cancer.

Oh, and Naruto is slightly less gay than Bleach
Narutard: "hey guise, check my cool leaf tribe headband!"

Normal Person1: "agh! I am blinded by its idiocy, and also cause its made of stupid shiny metal!"

Normal Person2: "goddamn Naruto fags."
by cinephile August 01, 2007
The Popular Japanese Anime/ Manga Watched By Many Adults/Children All Over The World. Still An On Going Series.
Naruto Is An On Going Manga/Anime Series Created By Masashi Kishimoto.( Japanese Anime) The Plot Tells The Story Of Naruto Uzumaki, An Adolescent Ninja Who Constantly Searches For Recognition And Aspires To Become The Hokage, The Ninja In His Village Who Is Acknowledged As The Leader And The Strongest Of All. The Series Are In Both Japanese( Subbed English) And English (Dubbed)
by Lilac-Xx August 15, 2011
Naruto is an incredibly notorious anime comparable to titles such as Dragon Ball Z and many other shows with amazing merit. It is primarily reminiscent of these shows because the creator of Naruto steals ideas from all of them and has absolutely no originality of his own. The show centers around a ninja named "Naruto" who engages in activities such as screaming and yelling. He gathers together more and more friends, typically through the process of beating the shit out of them. One can be qualified as Naruto's "best friend" only if they have made attempts to kill him (Gaara of the sand, Sasuke, etc.). Every ninja in the village functions in a group with two other ninja boasting equally insipid personalities. Initially, Naruto wants to be "Hokage," ninja leader, and this is seen as the plot for the show, but later the show is dedicated to searching for another ninja known as Sasuke. The whole village was left with a monumental sense of loss as this ninja left and his dull and colorless personality would be missed for years to come. After Naruto fails to retrieve this ninja, Sasuke is made the main emphasis of the show and can be seen for hundreds of episodes at a time while people are left wondering what is actually transpiring with the character "Naruto," who one would assume is the main character as his name is also the show's title.
Person 1: Wow, Naruto Shippuden is an amazing show.

Person 2: I started watching it, it's awesome.

Person 1: I wonder when Naruto will learn that move?

Person 2: Who's Naruto?
by Bob Sodaspiller June 22, 2010
An anime/manga that once had a palatable plotline and interesting characters, which has run too long and been raped by fandom. Now the victim of fanfictions, it has passed the peak of popularity and is mostly yaoi fodder for lonely teenage girls.
"do You watch Naruto anymore?"

"Nah. I stopped watching it after they got to a hundred episodes but still weren't going anywhere."
by Repetitive_Redundancy May 06, 2009
when someone or something causes that certain topic to become draggy and beats around the bush a lot. just like how the current anime is having so much fillers and takes too much time to cover just a small part of the story.
Person A: (beats around the bush)
by Wen- December 24, 2008
A manga/anime series created by Masashi Kishimoto. The manga is from November 1999 – Ongoing. The Original series
went from October 3, 2002 – February 8, 2007. It was replaced on Feburary 15, 2007 with Naruto Shippuuden (Or Shippuden however you wanna say it).
Twelve years before the events at the focus of the series, the nine-tailed demon fox attacked Konohagakure. Powerful enough to raise tsunamis and flatten mountains with a swish of one of its tails, it raised chaos and slaughtered many people, until the leader of the Leaf Village – the Fourth Hokage – sacrificed his own life to seal the demon inside a newly-born child, Naruto Uzumaki. The Fourth Hokage, who was celebrated as a hero for sealing the demon fox away, wanted Naruto to be respected in a similar light by being the containment vessel for the demon fox. The Leaf Village, however, shunned him, regarding Naruto as if he were the demon fox itself and mistreated him throughout most of his childhood. A decree made by the Third Hokage forbid anyone to discuss or mention the attack of the demon fox to anyone, even their own children. However, this did not stop them from treating him like an outcast and as a result he grew up an orphan without friends, family, or acknowledgment. He could not force people to befriend him, so he sought acknowledgment and attention the only way he knew – through pranks and mischief.
(AND THAT ALL HAPPENED IN JUST THE FIRST EPISODE!!! xD Well the prolouge atleast o_O)
Quotes From Naruto:
Kakashi Hatake: Uh, Naruto, your speech was cool and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die.

Kakashi Hatake: Too late... Konoha's hidden village secret taijutsu technique
*sticks fingers in Naruto's butt*

Naruto Uzumaki: *When Naruto falls for an obvious trap and is struggling about. Kakashi is telling him that a ninja must see through deception* I get it I get it!
Kakashi: No, you don't get it, thats why I'm telling you. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?

by Doomlies August 16, 2007
Naruto is a anime and manga series. which is mainly about a boy named Naruto who has a dream of becoming the hokage (or leader) of Konoha (or village hiden in the leaves), but one big problem is that he has a demon called kyuubi (or nine-tailed fox) which everyone fears. He joined the ninja academy hoping to become a ninja. He became that class clown. But later he was able to become a genin and was put in a team (team 7) which has the sensei (teacher) Hatake Kakashi, Haruno Sakura and Naruto's rival Uchiha Sasuke.
I watched Naruto today

I wish I could get naruto volume 11
by Reishii October 21, 2006

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