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A show about bunch of ninjas playing tree tag and hopping on trees using with the same animated movements over and over and over and over and ~ again. the show follows this blonde guy with blue eyes wearing an orange jumpsuit which conceals deadly weapons a teenager should not be carrying around. one day he decides save his friend which clearly cheated on him for another man, but since naruto was heart-broken...he continued to chase after his love. Eventually he meets his friend (lover) but his friend runs away....then this giant cycle continues on for about a dozen hundred episodes or something....OH YEAH!! he has this cat sealed up inside his body which gives him special powers like growing a red tail, claws and stuff. Also, he has this obsession with noodles....Also, he was trained by this pedophile which taught him to do this blue-glowing ball move in his hand which explodes when in contact with enemy skin.

Similarities with dragonball

( blue-glowing ball projectile sorta resembles the kamehameha wave since it's blue and he was trained by a pervert just like mutenroshi...one can summon a turtle while the other wears a turtle shell, both didn't know their fathers which both died from fighting to save something)

There's totally no comparison to dragonball/ z of course...pffff

Recent studies have shown about 65 percent of naruto viewers are gaga over sasuke and the others are narutards

that sums up the show for you ladies and gentlewomen
E.g. 1

Naruto: darn it, i lost my bf..must find him
Sasuke: Well, you've caught up to me...what now...
Naruto: (still can't express his feelings) I...lov..
Sasuke: i've got a busy schedule *vanishes*
Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Hinata: It's alright, you still have me
Naruto: .....
by BigBuckJoe May 11, 2011
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65.
A show that has over 200 episodes and is gonna have much more episodes and had movies that has very long names, i mean wow very long names its like a sentence. uhh and its about some boy that has a fox(Kyuubi in Japanese or something) in his body and wants to get the fuck out and rule ze world, Naruto is also some kind of thingy i find in my ramen yum
Example-what example i dont know what a example is naruto
by Narutoismeh February 24, 2008
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66.
Naruto is the worst show on Earth. It brainwashes little kids into thinking that they could become a gay ninja person. This show copies other shows. Don't watch unless you are gay
IT TURNED MY BROTHER INTO A NARUTO-ADDICTED ZOMBIE!!!
by fastlane250 July 10, 2008
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67.
The stupidest fucking anime ever. Well actually it's just for little kids and not for teenagers or adults. There are many reasons why this is suited for little kids.
1. a group of heros are responsible for saving the world.
2. It's full of mary sues.
3. Violence is okay in the name of righteousness.
4. Violence is the cure for evil in the world.
5. A negative view of prodigies.
6. One organization(Akatsuki) is responsible for all the evil in the world.
7. Kids who never stop dreaming dreams.
As you can see this is meant for kids.
Anyone is over the age of 13 and watches this should watch some quality anime like Basilisk or DeathNote. Note: Naruto is for little kids!
by nathan557 February 27, 2008
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1. (Noun) Naruto is a manga/anime created by Masashi Kishimoto, otherwise known as one of the most uncreative and most sloppy manga artists to hit the popularity charts. The series is full of two dimensional asstards who somehow can defeat super awesome ninjas while sucking worse than Orochimaru's dick. The series claims to be about the local village man whore, Naruto Uzumaki, but truly revolves around his uber sexy rival, Sasuke Uchiha, who really needs to join a band and get out of his shithole that Kishimoto dug for him. The plot line is nonexistent and full of wannabes and pedophiles all fighting it out so they can fuck the biggest man whore of them all, an old fat guy named Jiraiya.

Soon, Sasuke gets sick of this and goes to join the pedophile king, Orochimaru. The rest of the series is a pile of crap that doesn't deserve to be talked about, excluding the eleven mafia members that want demons, so they can take over the world. Joy.

After awhile, they all start dying because of their lack of good sex skills, and the series falls even further, thanks to Naruto deciding to become a fucking frog. His home town begins to be attacked by an emo with cloning powers, so Naruto must come back after it's blown to pieces and all of their wonderful prostitutes have spontaneously combusted. Finally, Naruto is going to face off against Pein, the emo guy, and the whole thing will finally be over. And maybe, just maybe, the Narutarded population of ten year olds will drown in their tears. The pairing wars will finally die, and all of the shit that surrounds this series will end, and the smart people will rejoice.

One thing is for sure, though. The series would make a kick ass horror.

2. Naruto Uzumaki, a character in the series Naruto. He's an unimportant altruist who really doesn't give the series any redeeming qualities.
Naruto is a series that doesn't deserve its popularity.
by Simply Doomed January 19, 2009
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69.
A very shitty ani/manga... Why the hell do you watch these things? Naruto is for freaking 10 year olds, go to hell and get a stupid life you stupid fans
Naruto deserves to fall out of a window and die, and then the fans will copy him ;)
by NapalmCorpse666 October 11, 2006
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Overrated;Show said to be god and the greatest anime of all time.Defended to the death by fanboys.
Otaku #1:OMG,LIKE NARUTO WAS SO AWESOME AND GREAT AND SPECIAL...ETC...
Average guy:Well it was okay I guess,not the greatest ever.
Otaku #1&2:WTF???YOU ARE STOOPID AND DON'T BE SMART AND WE WILL KILL YOU!!!ETC,ETC.
by Mr.Reality February 07, 2006
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