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A useless, piece of ass, disaster of a thing, located on the right of the actual keyboard. Mostly used for shitpost in VC, toggling macros, the occasional banker that uses it religiously, making the right side of the computer not blank, and making the screen on a computer a few inches longer...
person x: Hey how long has it been since you last used the Numpad for anything serious...
person y: ...
Numpad by [Jesus Prime] January 16, 2023
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the small keyboard / porition used for typeing numbers.
/789-456++12300.
i`m going to use a numpad
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A num pad, short for "numeric keypad," is a section of a computer keyboard that contains a set of keys in a grid arrangement. It is typically located on the right side of a full-sized keyboard, separate from the main typing keys. The num pad includes keys for the digits 0 through 9, a decimal point, and mathematical operators such as addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division. It is commonly used in tasks that require numerical input, such as accounting, data entry, and scientific calculations.

creadit :CHAT-GPT
i`m gonna use my Num pad

045370450348/2/-*+3.350+90-90-+9.203350+00*/-/*+/*+/+/**/+*/16450+*/*+80089+8*-80

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Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
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Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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ankle biter

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To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
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