3 definitions by [Jesus Prime]
Bigger Badder and Radder version of bitch baby Minos Prime. Instead of Minos's charge up sequence where he has to be birthed from his flesh prison, Sisyphus kills his flesh prison (called the flesh panopticon) from the inside. bro is just built different... oh yeah, also instead of Minos's speech which was something like "thanks for freeing me, imma beat the shit outta you." was nice compared to Sissy's speech of (Imma beat the shit outta you, and god himself!" still got beat by a gro-pro with legs, skill issue imo...
(also this is a bit off topic but where are the souls going? does V1 just have some spare black soul gems in his inventory for prime souls? like are they going to extra hell? if we keep diving further are we going to reach that extra hell and meet them both? Maybe they combined into a combined Prime soul named "Sisyphos Prime" or something...)
(also this is a bit off topic but where are the souls going? does V1 just have some spare black soul gems in his inventory for prime souls? like are they going to extra hell? if we keep diving further are we going to reach that extra hell and meet them both? Maybe they combined into a combined Prime soul named "Sisyphos Prime" or something...)
Person trying to beat Sisyphus "Ok google, how do you beat Sisyphus Prime?"
Souls game lookin ass google "Parry, Block, Dodge Kid... Parry, Block, Dodge."
Person trying to beat Sisyphus "k..."
Souls game lookin ass google "Parry, Block, Dodge Kid... Parry, Block, Dodge."
Person trying to beat Sisyphus "k..."
by [Jesus Prime] June 29, 2023
A smurfs soul that formed after a prison made of flesh got defeated by a fucking go-pro with legs. Minos Prime says some cool dialogue that consist of, "hey thanks for freeing me, imma beat the shit outta you..." Then proceeds to whoop your ass for 4 hours. Once you finally learn to parry the cheese lookin snake things, you basically win.
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Oh yeah and "JUDGEMENT!" will haunt your dreams for the next week and a half...
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Oh yeah and "JUDGEMENT!" will haunt your dreams for the next week and a half...
by [Jesus Prime] June 29, 2023
A useless, piece of ass, disaster of a thing, located on the right of the actual keyboard. Mostly used for shitpost in VC, toggling macros, the occasional banker that uses it religiously, making the right side of the computer not blank, and making the screen on a computer a few inches longer...
person x: Hey how long has it been since you last used the Numpad for anything serious...
person y: ...
person y: ...
by [Jesus Prime] January 16, 2023