when you put your limp meat in the asshole or pussy and then you pop a viagara and wait for it to expand inside
my grandpa couldnt get it up anymore so i told him to give grandma the mystery meat and everything would be solved
by scruggs1496 February 8, 2006
by The Smarty farty 420 January 25, 2022
Mystery Meat Dish
A mystery meat dish is a plate of genuine and authentic Turkish, sometimes middle eastern kebab consisting of lamb, chicken and sometimes beef. Marinated in seasonal sauce and charcoal grilled to perfection.... a dish that many Americans struggle to identify... one that Tony from Orange named MMD.
by Malcom shiddyarse September 22, 2019
when a female, 16-25 years of age, becomes heavily intoxicated at a party and has semi-consentual sex with multiple men whom she does not know and will not remember
"mystery meat" refers to the strangers' penises and "buffet" refers to the multiple partners
this differs from "Statutory Rape" (less tham 16 years of age) and "how do i not have herpes yet" (older that 25)
"mystery meat" refers to the strangers' penises and "buffet" refers to the multiple partners
this differs from "Statutory Rape" (less tham 16 years of age) and "how do i not have herpes yet" (older that 25)
Girl 1: "Tina fell drank, like, 7 smirnoff ices, then she ate a mystery meat buffet til she puked on some dude and passed out"
Girl 2: "I hate it when that happens!"
Girl 2: "I hate it when that happens!"
by Captain Planet Jr April 16, 2011
When a lesbian is chatting to a cute girl who drops the bombshell that she has a boyfriend and are you interested.
No detail of who he is, what he's like.
He is mystery meat
No detail of who he is, what he's like.
He is mystery meat
You know I said I matched with a cute girl on tinder? She only went and tried to sell me her mystery meat
by SavvyOne November 9, 2018
by Nom de ploome July 21, 2017
by Samiejo816 November 18, 2016