22 definitions by The Smarty farty 420

Urba-noose

It’s when someone only uses urban dictionary only to make up random words that don’t exist

Man I wish this user would stop writing definitions she’s just an urba-noose

by The Smarty farty 420 January 25, 2022

Rockify

It’s just another slang term for getting stoned

This jabronie tried to get all up in my earwax so I said gweh before I call my Papa smurf and rockify

by The Smarty farty 420 January 23, 2022

Papa smurf

A slang term used for a short weedman

Hey bro do you know anyone I can buy from? My papa smurf never answers my texts.

by The Smarty farty 420 January 23, 2022

Redneck circus-cannon

A redneck circus-cannon is when a person stuffs worms in a garden hose and turns it on

I remember when I was young getting punished for shooting redneck circus-cannons inside the trailer

by The Smarty farty 420 January 15, 2022

Norty

Norty is when a real one starts chewing my bacci and gets on the ol’ dunzo mofo list

Hey have you seen alize recent? Naw the other date I saw that rumple stiltskin get down on a real ones steel and hant sawn that chicken jerky since Mother’s Day, dawg. They do this one more time and they’re norty

by The Smarty farty 420 February 7, 2022

Seinfolding

Seinfolding in when a person has watched Seinfeld so many times that even though they continue to appreciate the comedy and craftsmanship they either must take a break or quit watching it .

A: hey man do you wanna watch Seinfeld at my house this weekend?
B: sorry man I think I’m seinfolding

A: what? When did this happen? When will it be over?
B: maybe never! I hear his voice in my mind! My friends say I’m starting to talk like him. I just don’t think I can keep doing this.

A: since you got back from nam it’s like u were never the same, I waited so long to see you again and even when I could I still missed you the same, maybe more.
B:I know… sometimes I miss me too.
A: so that’s it?
B:I guess so old friend… I guess so

by The Smarty farty 420 February 6, 2022

Trailer tack toe

Trailer tack toe is a classical art form/ sport among rednecks often to resolve disputes and turf wars, played by red neck A picking a trailer and tagging a tick tack toe move on it and redneck B following up that move. This continues until there is a winner. The challenge being, not getting caught.

Oh yeah!? You think you can chew another mans 2bacci!?(redneck slang for tobacco) you got another thing coming I challenge you to a dang ol’ trailer tack toe game, I tell you what!

by The Smarty farty 420 February 6, 2022