5 definitions by Malcom shiddyarse
Mystery Meat Dish
A mystery meat dish is a plate of genuine and authentic Turkish, sometimes middle eastern kebab consisting of lamb, chicken and sometimes beef. Marinated in seasonal sauce and charcoal grilled to perfection.... a dish that many Americans struggle to identify... one that Tony from Orange named MMD.
by Malcom shiddyarse September 22, 2019
A late 80's and early 90's dance craze "movement". Still strongly practiced by some hardcore Surrey activists. The move was adopted and adapted from US films such as Kid n Play's "House Party" and MC Hammers ridiculous "Zoot suit" "Cant Touch This" manouveres...
The dance resembles someone "sliding" themselves though some "shit" ..
The dance has gained further recognition in 2010 by appearing on ceramic mugs sold in department stores as a "Teach yourself the running man" Xmas present. Bringing injuries to a few old timers who still think that can "Do the shit slide"
The dance resembles someone "sliding" themselves though some "shit" ..
The dance has gained further recognition in 2010 by appearing on ceramic mugs sold in department stores as a "Teach yourself the running man" Xmas present. Bringing injuries to a few old timers who still think that can "Do the shit slide"
by Malcom shiddyarse January 8, 2010
Its crap, like all these other sub genre's. It sounds like a fucked diesel engine from an early 1980's Peugeot 205 but will sell out in the kLuBZ and make for some really good festival fodder.
Reminiscent of a scratched CD with essence of luke warm piss stained pair of chinos. A ridiculous noise that will no doubt end up in your MPshit collection at some point.
Step in that shit cross steppers.
DogShit step
Reminiscent of a scratched CD with essence of luke warm piss stained pair of chinos. A ridiculous noise that will no doubt end up in your MPshit collection at some point.
Step in that shit cross steppers.
DogShit step
by Malcom shiddyarse April 8, 2012
A sponge, generally used to wipe ones bumhole and often contains fecal matter.
The shit remains on the "bumsponge" for its entire life, similar to bumbaclot but a bit posher
The shit remains on the "bumsponge" for its entire life, similar to bumbaclot but a bit posher
by Malcom shiddyarse February 28, 2017
Someone you met at work and have to regard as a friend - but it stops there. You have to like them, you can’t avoid it. However outside of work they are complete fucking tools who you wouldn’t piss on if they were in fire. Cretins at the best of times, industrial friends are bellends you want to punch in the eye to remind them that actually, you do not like them under any circumstances.
Oh yeah Brett, he’s an industrial friend. He’s a fucking cock wombles but he’s my manager and pay the wages but I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire. Actually I would piss on him just for a laugh!
by Malcom shiddyarse October 6, 2018