muss

bad, not good, yucky

"All you base are belong to us" is not a muss sentance.

by lord jeremy November 3, 2002

muss

to be mussley

to have lots of defined mussles

"man your muss brian"

"your calfs are mega muss caleb"

"your back isnt that muss A.R"

by Swift December 14, 2003

mussing

Making someone's hair or clothes untidy.

" Hey sister, don't go mussing up my hair like that !"

by Miles Away Boy November 21, 2013

muss

the clear liquid that comes out of the penis before you ejaculate

Man, I thought the muss was actually jizz

by Adam December 12, 2004

Mussed

When you're friend hang up on you.

The whole team mussed me.

by Attacked February 16, 2017

mussed

Fucked

You look mussed to death.

by Cree guy December 30, 2016

Got Mussed

When you are in the presence of Mussaddeque Ahmed and he makes your cheeks ache by causing you to laugh excessively. His Number 1 fan, Mamoon Ahmed, finds himself perpetually Mussed and as such cannot close his eyes to sleep.

Mussaddeque: *His jokes cannot be accurately replicated in text*
Mamoon: *The loving laugh which cannot be accurately conveyed in text*
Mamoon: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MY CHEEKS ARE ACHING!
Jaker: You got mussed son.
Michelle: Muss you are so awesome I'm going to bake you a technical challenge.

Example 2:
Jaker: Mamoon are you awake?
*Mamoon is asleep but his eyes are open as he has been Mussed heavily during the day*
Jaker: OOOOOO he Got Mussed!

by jibcheese January 9, 2013