28 definitions by Swift

seasoned penis

a penis which has been finely garnished with many exotic herbs and spices

"bulu zulu is carefully putting the last touches to his seasoned penis"

by Swift December 13, 2003

shlong wangler

someone who wangles shlongs

"hey britney quit wrangling my shlong while in trying to wash it"

by Swift December 13, 2003

disco penis

a penis which is stuck in the era of disco common syptoms are

*penis is constantly whistling abba tunes

*you find a disco ball up your ass

*your penis will dress in white

"hey my penis has the fever-the boogie fever!"

"man have i got a bad case of disco penis or what all ive been hearing all day is abba tunes"

by Swift December 13, 2003

shizza

to be the shizza

to be the shit

to be cool you are the new thing

"dude that round off flash kick was the shizza"

"you are the shizza man"

by Swift December 13, 2003

muss

to be mussley

to have lots of defined mussles

"man your muss brian"

"your calfs are mega muss caleb"

"your back isnt that muss A.R"

by Swift December 14, 2003

Hippo

large dangerous animal

ill just say...watch out for the hippo if hes pissed

by Swift December 14, 2003

thristy penis

a penis which has either been suffurcated, left in a dry sex hole or sun dried.. which needs to be rehydrated

Deejay:"man my penis is thristy"

skankyho:"you shouldnt have left it in my dry old puss alnight"

Deejay:"yeah i think im gonna go dip it in some water and let it have a drink"

by Swift December 13, 2003