Mursty is an adjective often used to describe mondays and the acts that occur that night. It bears a striking resembelance to the word 'Thirsty' and it's use to describe Thursday nights.
Student 1: Seeing as I do not have any classes on Tuesday I believe it would be quite fitting to start celebrating Mursty Mondays.
Student 2: Hmm, yes, that sounds quite splendid.
Student 3: I'm going to get trashed.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).