a dance move. drop low to the ground and spread your arms, hands out and moving quickly like you are spreading mulch. the legs can remain squatted or you can move around in a squatted stance. your hands must keep spreading mulch. best time to dance is during a hard instrumental solo. mulching was originated at a gas station while a group of Rhode Island landscapers were headed to a Phish show. each mulcher adds their own flavor to it but it's overall goal is to be as close to the ground as you can get.
by ouioui August 3, 2007
Mulch is a strange brown substance made from rotting waste. it can be used for anything and the word can be used for any purpose
"hello can i order a Mcmulch burger please"
You mulch face!
"i would like to buy 8 kilos of your finest mulch good sir!"
You mulch face!
"i would like to buy 8 kilos of your finest mulch good sir!"
by Mulchmeister November 17, 2005
by ilovefignewton November 22, 2009
by LegitGamerGirl May 27, 2019
Marijuana that has already been vaped by a vaporizer.
The word came into use because vaped weed looks like mulch.
The word came into use because vaped weed looks like mulch.
by SmokeyMcPotHead2 February 4, 2013
by Mulchologist69 September 25, 2013
The highest level of intoxication, when you are so drunk that you pass out in some mulch or the garden.
Dude I was mulched last night
by MgKiwi July 26, 2010