2 definitions by Mulchmeister

When someone is so fat they sag over the side of the chair
"Yevan is a saggy bastard who never goes to school"
by Mulchmeister November 18, 2005
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Mulch is a strange brown substance made from rotting waste. it can be used for anything and the word can be used for any purpose
"hello can i order a Mcmulch burger please"

You mulch face!

"i would like to buy 8 kilos of your finest mulch good sir!"
by Mulchmeister November 17, 2005
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