Muff'd
To completely screw up or otherwise botch something that can and/ or should be done in a more correct fashion
Muff'd by Capo do tutti capi December 1, 2013
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muff dong
noun. A dong appearing mound under a girls panties or swimsuit created by an abundance of pubic hair
muff dong by Jim "the sasquatch" April 15, 2010
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marinara muff dive
The act of performing cunnilingus on a female while she is menstruating, thereby getting "marinara" all over ones face.
marinara muff dive by Mufftruck November 12, 2016
muff diver
To suck pussy, eat out, lick the cat, eat the beaver. When a man or woman ( i prefer men)burries their face in a woman's hairy or bald pussy and licks her clit with random sucking here and there. A good muff diver knows to focus on the clit and suck and lick it until the woman explodes into a throbbing, wiggling ectsasy. Licking the vaginal opening and sucking on the lips occasionally is a big plus. You can take it a step further and lick the asshole to complete the mission.
muff diver by kinkyraggae June 18, 2005
Muff Duster
An individual who loves veteran vagina, you know, the kind that hasnt had much loving for quite some time.
Franklin had a way with the women, especially the ones over 43 years of age...Thats why we dubbed him the Muff Duster.
Muff Duster by Stevie Y January 24, 2005
Muff Dunker
General slang for a lesbian. It comes from the act of one lesbian 'dunking' ones face into another's 'muff' or vagina.
This is also a term for a guy who eats a lot of pussy.
This is also a term for a guy who eats a lot of pussy.
'Dude, don't... I think she's a muff dunker'
' "Hey I hear Larry's gettin action now!"
"Serious?!"
"Yeah he's a regular muff dunker!"
' "Hey I hear Larry's gettin action now!"
"Serious?!"
"Yeah he's a regular muff dunker!"
Muff Dunker by Cayk September 20, 2010