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The Proud mascot of the New York City Metropolitans. An extrememely popular baseball mascot seen in commercials, T.V shows and Movies. There is rumored to be a movie based on Mr.Mets life. From his tragic upbringing as a piece of raw hide... to his beginings in baseball as being a batting practice ball... to his eventual succes as being the most loveable mascot figure around. Comming in May 2006... "A Dance ontop of the dugout" Rated R
Guy 1: Mr. Met should take a bat to Jeters knee cap...
Guy 2: i totaly agree....

Dude: That Mr.Met movie so rocked.... especially when Mr.Met would turn green and start beating the shit outta everyone...
Dudette: Umm, I think Your thinking of the Hulk...
Dude: o... then what was the Mr.Met movie about
Dudette:when he said "say hello to my little friend" then shot and pissed on steinbreiner...rember? :-)
Dude: o yea!! That was way better than the hulk!

Martin: Mr.Met is my hero, he saved me from a burning building... as in im such a loser that i forgot how to run out of the house to safety.
Mr.Met by Met Sympathizer February 24, 2006
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Someone who goes to a party and knows he’s taking a girl home
Frank: Looks like we’ve got Mr. Met on his hands. He’s definitely taking that girl home.
Mr. Met by giantdingdong December 5, 2021
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the Mr. Voice method

the Mr. Voice method is when you ragebait f1nn for saying contreversial things that i dare not describe. its only to be used to do justice. for the sake of the world. never. release. f1nn
the Mr. Voice method is only used for f1nn, NEVER anyone else
the Mr. Voice method by Mr. Voice October 28, 2025

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
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Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
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Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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