Moosed

Moosed is the definition of drunk or stoned!

i was moosed lastnight man had to much drink!

by Michael Long September 16, 2005

Moosed

To feel lethargic or run down.

"I had a huge night last night and today I feel totally moosed."

by Ice Jackson July 18, 2006

Moosed

While fucking your girl from behind place your thumbs on the back of her head and extend your fingers making moose antlers. Do this without her knowledge.

Last night I moosed my girl. She almost caught me.

by nolaughingmatter May 2, 2010

Moosed

Verb: To get badly sunburned. Past tense of 'moose'.

woah dude, my face just got totally moosed while surfin today...

by Jack the Rapper April 6, 2009

Moose

Jared Padalecki

Me: OMG, A MOOSE!
Jared: what?

by kawaiineko February 29, 2012

moose

A large animal with antlers. See also: Jared Padalecki

What is the plural for moose?

MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen. There were many of them, many much moosen!

by starrilynight August 21, 2011

Moosed On

Getting moosed on means that someone mooses on you.

"Ya'll mafukin mooses get off my lawn. I'm getting moosed on.

by Rex Dixon May 6, 2019